| General Script posted April 26, 2024 |
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Counting Ballots 6
by Bill Schott
Sakro Mental, Sam Fantasco, and Les Angeless were counting ballots in a wind tunnel.
Sak: I am clearly uninformed on how we are to conduct this ballot verification.
Sam : As it was explained to me, we grab at the passing ballots.
Sak: Some of them are razor sharp and some are covered with sticky puddy.
Sam: The lesson is there in its extreme simplicity, man.
Les: What I'm hearing is to only try to catch the ballots that will not cut your fingers off.
Sam: Simplicitus extremis!
Sak: What's different about the two types of ballots?
Les: One leaves you fingerless, and one gets you a free pass if you are ever convicted of any crime except murder.
Sak: Wow! That is quite a difference.
Sam: Differentus Quitess!
Sak: So is it the democrats or republicans that will cut my fingers off.
Sam: Which do you think WOULD cut your fingers off?
Les: THEN, turn it around and think backassward.
Sam: Backasswardus thinkus!
Sak: I'm still confused.
Les: Catch the easy ones and let the republ -- uh -- razory-sharp ones fly into the dumpster at the end of the tunnel.
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