| Humor Flash Fiction posted December 18, 2020 |
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Daddy in the Dog House
Unfriended in a FLASH
by Elizabeth Emerald
My father, Charlie, and mother, Dorothy, had invited to dinner Susan and John, a couple they'd recently met. My mother, after greeting the guests, remarked that Susan reminded her of her favorite cousin, Iris.
At which my father exclaimed: "Good, God, no! Cousin Iris is a dog, pug ugly!"
My father, Charlie, and mother, Dorothy, had invited to dinner Susan and John, a couple they'd recently met. My mother, after greeting the guests, remarked that Susan reminded her of her favorite cousin, Iris.
At which my father exclaimed: "Good, God, no! Cousin Iris is a dog, pug ugly!"
At which my father exclaimed: "Good, God, no! Cousin Iris is a dog, pug ugly!"
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This is true. My father was not noted for tact. He almost died from foot-in-mouth disease--my mother near killed him.
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