Humor Poetry posted January 8, 2016


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The ratings battle

Oh, to be Number One

by kiwisteveh



I am climbing up the rankings,
I'm fighting tooth and nail.
I'll post a poem every day -
Just watch -- I shall not fail!

I'm chasing Cat and Kuch-y,
Their lead it is decreasing.
With Ray and Tony on my heels.
My efforts are unceasing.

Ten hours a day, reviewing;
Eight hours for versifying.
I'll burn the candle at both ends,
My ratings will be flying.

My kids, my work, my marriage,
May all fall by the wayside.
Once I am rated Number One,
We'll all be living bay-side!


 



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