Humor Poetry posted August 10, 2013

Chapters:

...5 6 -7- 8...

Exceptional

More silliness

A chapter in the book Occupational Alphabet

Limericks STU

by kiwisteveh

Sensational stripper, Svetlana, So inventively used a banana That the blokes in the front Caught a quite cunning stunt While the pack at her back reached Nirvana. ~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~ Though no one alive could be gamer Than Tess the Tarantula-Tamer, One night in the gloaming Arachnids a-roaming First tickled, then quite overcame 'er. ~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~ Urologist, Ulrich Ulysses, Was a godsend for misters and missies, For he said, "It's my mission, Ere I can go fishin' To ensure that you all have great piss-ease."

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