Governess, Gabby Golightly,
Wore outfits that fitted her tightly.
By the end of each lesson
Boys needed confessin'
And her figure tormented them nightly.

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How happy was housekeeper Hilda,
When wooed by big Billy, the builder.
As she scrubbed the back stairs
She was caught unawares
And Billy with blissfulness filled 'er.

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Insurance Inspector, Ilona,
Asked Eric in IT to phone 'er.
As he fine-tuned her system
She cuddled and kissed 'im;
Ev'ry claim was approved - she's a moaner.