Ditch-digger David from Dallas

Developed a crush on young Alice

“Why, you labouring fool,

I don't fancy your tool,”

Said Alice, quite callous with malice.

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Evangelist, Evelyn Evans

Always preached how to reach for the heavens.

What she did with the pastor

Was PR disaster;

Now her flock is at sixes and sevens.

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Fisherman Franky from Florida

Thought life couldn't get any horrider

Till one day in his catch

A young mermaid he'd snatch;

Now each day his love life's even torrider.