| Humor Poetry posted December 2, 2012 |
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Depicting Eating Fads Generally, Hitherto Ignored.
A Bestial Compendium...
by kiwisteveh
Abecedarian Poem Contest Winner
An average aardvark's ant absorption, annually assessed, Bewilders baffled Bio boffins, bountifully blessed. Crocodiles carnivorous can casually consume Dalmatians, dingoes, dobermans, delivering doggy doom. Elephants eat eagerly, eschewing etiquette. Furry, feral foxes feast, forgetting family fret. Greedy, gourmand, grazing goats go gobbling grass galore. Happy hippopotami have herein, heretofore, Ingested (It's incredible!) Iowan indigenes. Jitterbugging jaguars jump juicy jellybeans. Ketchup kindles kangaroos, kickstarting king-sized keenness. Linguini-loving labradors lack legendary leanness. Marshmellows melted, mayhem make, 'mongst mountain monkey males. Nibbling nectar nourishes nocturnal nightingales. Oysters offer ostriches occasional obscurity. Parrots peck pistachios; pavlovas provide purity. Quail quiche quickly quenches queasy quaggas' quest. Rhinos rapidly reduce rainforest's rippling rest. Sealmeat slightly salted sets seagulls salivating. Tortoise, turtles, terrapins, think teabags titivating. Uruguayan ungulates' unparallelled utility- Veges, vodka, vindaloo verify versatility. Wildebeest want water-lilies - wilful wanton wheeze! Xenarthrans xylophilically xerox Xmas-trees. Yearning, yummy, yellow yams, youthful yaks yell, "Yippee!" Zebras zap zabaglione - zingy, zestful, zippy! |
Abecedarian Poem Contest Winner |
Firstly, apologies to any Iowan indigenes reading this - I seem to have inadvertently placed you in the food-chain!
Secondly, is this how you are supposed to write an Abecedarian poem? Seems awfully difficult - bet you were glued to your screens wondering what I was going to come up with for X
Some torturous vocab necessary here:
indigenes = natives
quagga = an extinct zebra-like animal
ungulates = hoofed animals
xenarthrans= a group of animals including sloths and armadillos
xylophilic = wood-loving
zabaglione = a dessert made from egg yolks, sugar and wine whipped together
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and 2 member cents. Secondly, is this how you are supposed to write an Abecedarian poem? Seems awfully difficult - bet you were glued to your screens wondering what I was going to come up with for X
Some torturous vocab necessary here:
indigenes = natives
quagga = an extinct zebra-like animal
ungulates = hoofed animals
xenarthrans= a group of animals including sloths and armadillos
xylophilic = wood-loving
zabaglione = a dessert made from egg yolks, sugar and wine whipped together
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