FanStory author who's ambitious
Plans a novel (all fictitious).
On strides hero, wise, judicious,
Meets a cutie, sweet, delicious,
Though whimsical and quite capricious.
Enter left a villain vicious
Flanked by henchmen so malicious
They are often called pernicious.
The plot they're planning is seditious,
I know, I know, it's repetitious.
Heroine grows superstitious.
"Luckily," she says, "auspicious
Stars are lining up propitious."
Plot's foiled, hero expeditious
Marries cutie, happy wishes.
The end, I hope not meretricious.