Humor Poetry posted September 7, 2011


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.... and waiting

Waiting....

by kiwisteveh

"i don't suppose you have the time?"
     "It's nearly half past three."
"I'm puffed, that's really quite a climb!"
     "Why don't you sit by me?"

"Well if you're sure that's quite OK...?"
     "You're welcome. Be my guest."
"That's very kind, I have to say."
     "Just take a little rest."

"I haven't seen your face before."
     "Is that a pick-up line?"
"Give me a break, I'm eighty-four!"
     "Well, I'm just sixty-nine."

"So, who's that old bloke over there?"
     "The one who keeps the list."
"I s'pose they try to make it fair."
     "Well no one should be missed."

"Them gates are really something grand!"
     "You know they're made of pearl?"
"They must eat a lot of oysters!"
     ""Oh, look, here comes the girl!"

"The wings look lovely, don't you think?"
     "I hope they've got my size."
"Do you suppose they come in pink?"
     "Hey, look, she really flies!"

"The form said, 'Wait one hour or less.'"
     "Unless there are delays."
"It's all computerised, I guess."
     "They all are nowadays."

"How long, d'ya think, till it's our turn?"
     "I really wouldn't know."
"I might just ask, I'd like to learn."
     "Yeah, right, if you thinks so..."

"Well, I'll be darned, and I'll be dashed!"
     "Oh, was it something odd?
All Heaven's off-line, the network's crashed."
     "Let's take it up with God."




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