Advice for razzle-dazzle girl or boy
When faced with hurly-burly of romance:
One should not stoop to mix with hoi-polloi;
Their mumbo-jumbo may induce a trance.

They speak of argy-bargy and the like
And harum-scarum exploits down the street,
Of hanky-panky 'hind the 'shed de bike';
Such tittle-tattle tales they think are sweet.

But you are born of super-duper stock;
Higgledy-piggledy love is not for you.
Such flibbertigibbet games are just a crock
For one whose hoity-toity blood is blue.

Though helter-skelter types may warm your bed,
Do not choose willy-nilly when you wed.