Humor Poetry posted April 29, 2011 |
TLA-Lectern-Mania
The HOL
by kiwisteveh
HOL I must first say
Is just a simple TLA If that means SFA to you Please look it up on the FAQ FYI it's History Of Lecterns; you will plainly see That lecterns had a role to play In great events of the USA The Great Depression's squeaky wheel Was oiled by FDR's New Deal His trusty lectern, strong and good, Supported his plan (he knew it would). J. Edgar Hoover FBI Thought gangsters all deserved to fry. His lectern held a lengthy list Of 'enemies' who'd not be missed. In West Berlin did JFK Defy the Soviet might one day. His lectern (and I swear it's true) Said "Ich bin ein Berliner, too." MLK with sermons loud Could stir the passions of a crowd. The lectern in his back-up team Was heard to say, "WE have a dream." When LBJ went all the way His speech upon a lectern lay. "Are we going to Vietnam?" The lectern muttered, "Yes I am!" When IBM or KFC Reveal their profits, you will see A lectern won't be far away; It's part of corporate DNA Your classic lectern's AOK Its wood's approved by FDA But many a modern VIP Prefers one made of PVC If you've a lectern, treat it nice; With TLC is my advice. A lectern's death is cruel to see; How tragic "Lectern RIP" "WTF," I hear you cry. "This poet needs an MRI." No, I'm not high on LSD I even aced my SAT In fact at midnight GMT I shall receive my PhD My thesis on the HOL Is OTT, but what the hell?! They'll show it all on CNN And ABC at half past ten. On the stage there's sure to be A lectern and that's QED. (OMG the things we do! PVH this one's for you!) |
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My mate Phil (PVH in the last line of the poem) insists that he once created and maintained a site devoted entirely to lecterns. He has been after me for some time to write a poem for the now defunct site.
Somewhere in the creative process this became tangled up with TLAs (Three-Letter Acronym, so this piece of idiocy is the illegitimate child of a crazy idea and a silly thought.
Enjoy it anyway!
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Enjoy it anyway!
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