| General Poetry posted March 4, 2009 |
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A look at a lot of car trouble! LOL
Sandy and Candy
by Mike K2
Candy, you'd sure think she was blond instead.
Simply put, she was one real ditsy airhead.
Sandy, always had a screw driver and tweezer,
as they came in handy so well for that geezer.
Candy's car was off to the side of the road,
not working, she called her car, "A lifeless toad."
Sandy's closer look revealed a swamped, wet distributor,
relief for Candy came from this grey, pony tailed inquisitor.
Reaching into her purse thinking that he wanted a joint,
[I have senior moments?]"No, I said wet are your points!"
Beseeching him, she said that she almost had a meltdown,
"Well, in a zip they'll be dry and will no longer drown.
He dried them off and polished them with a quarter,
from what he originally thought, a downsized order.
Zip! He was done and Candy can go home and "vegetate,"
with that air head, Sandy decided not to instigate.
Candy, you'd sure think she was blond instead.
Simply put, she was one real ditsy airhead.
Sandy, always had a screw driver and tweezer,
as they came in handy so well for that geezer.
Candy's car was off to the side of the road,
not working, she called her car, "A lifeless toad."
Sandy's closer look revealed a swamped, wet distributor,
relief for Candy came from this grey, pony tailed inquisitor.
Reaching into her purse thinking that he wanted a joint,
[I have senior moments?]"No, I said wet are your points!"
Beseeching him, she said that she almost had a meltdown,
"Well, in a zip they'll be dry and will no longer drown.
He dried them off and polished them with a quarter,
from what he originally thought, a downsized order.
Zip! He was done and Candy can go home and "vegetate,"
with that air head, Sandy decided not to instigate.
Simply put, she was one real ditsy airhead.
Sandy, always had a screw driver and tweezer,
as they came in handy so well for that geezer.
Candy's car was off to the side of the road,
not working, she called her car, "A lifeless toad."
Sandy's closer look revealed a swamped, wet distributor,
relief for Candy came from this grey, pony tailed inquisitor.
Reaching into her purse thinking that he wanted a joint,
[I have senior moments?]"No, I said wet are your points!"
Beseeching him, she said that she almost had a meltdown,
"Well, in a zip they'll be dry and will no longer drown.
He dried them off and polished them with a quarter,
from what he originally thought, a downsized order.
Zip! He was done and Candy can go home and "vegetate,"
with that air head, Sandy decided not to instigate.
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Tweezer- used as if it was dialect.
For the contest, you are to use the following words:
Airhead
Joint
Geezer
Senior Moment
Zip
Downsize
Meltdown
Quarter
Vegetate
"The poem be any type and any length. At least nine of the words must be used..." I used them all and a couple twice, but abstained form using one thrice. "... Plurals and tense changes are permitted."
Talk about an airhead, I didn't do contests for the longest times because they said, "Only new entries to the site only," not realizing they met submissions and not members.
Pays
one point
and 2 member cents. For the contest, you are to use the following words:
Airhead
Joint
Geezer
Senior Moment
Zip
Downsize
Meltdown
Quarter
Vegetate
"The poem be any type and any length. At least nine of the words must be used..." I used them all and a couple twice, but abstained form using one thrice. "... Plurals and tense changes are permitted."
Talk about an airhead, I didn't do contests for the longest times because they said, "Only new entries to the site only," not realizing they met submissions and not members.
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