Humor Poetry posted January 24, 2009 |
A humorous confessional
Slightly Damaged
by adewpearl
It's not that I'm a nincompoop,
a nit-wit or a ninny. 'Tis only certain matters make my head a little spinny. I'm smarter than the average bear - to claim I'm not is hooey. But when I need to find my way, my compass goes kafluey. You may have heard that I can't cook - from me you'll get no squabbles. The merest thought of recipes can give me collywobbles. If someone's spread the scuttlebutt that I can be befuddled, I must admit technology does make my mind all muddled. So I can't find my north from south or cook a gourmet dinner - Take pity on this poet please, and tell me I'm a winner. |
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"I'm smarter than the average bear" is what Yogi Bear used to say to boast about his intelligence.
hooey means nonsense
kafluey means out of whack
collywobbles means an upset stomach
scuttlebutt is gossip
Pays
one point
and 2 member cents. hooey means nonsense
kafluey means out of whack
collywobbles means an upset stomach
scuttlebutt is gossip
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