General Poetry posted May 11, 2008


Excellent
Not yet exceptional. When the exceptional rating is reached this is highlighted
Politics or art consciousness?

The Tail of Two Cities.

by Mike K2


Wagged by it's Art Comittee!
Friends and supporters
of William Donald Schaefer,
got together and wanted
to erect a statue in order
to honor him.

He was the mayor who set
about the success of the
city's future. It was his
economic development that
they wanted to be the center
piece, the Inner Harbor area
is where the statue would
be placed in.

The statue was designed tastefully
by sculpter Rodney Carroll,
with Schaefer in a suit
as a businessman.
Privately funded and
to be displayed between
the two Harbor Place
Pavilions, was the plan.

Baltimore City's Public Art
committee, hemmed and hawed,
put up road blocks and said
they had to proceed carefully after all.
They even referenced the criticism for
the 51 foot Male/Female placed in
front of the train station that people
refer to as the He/She. They
are afraid that the statue would
generate the same type of
critical publicity.

However they made suggestions for
the statue, such as putting him
in that striped bathing suit and
straw hat that he wore when the
Aquarium didn't open on time and
he swam in the outside tank meant
for the seals.
Yes, let's exploit his more colorful
nature, perhaps then, that would
secure the deal.

The plans for the, "Do it now!,"
former Mayor and Governor Schaefer's
statue went bust.
Totally frustrated and disgusted, the
statue's supporters now became hushed.

~~~~~~~

But there exists a different city
in this Baltimore that still has
that same Art Committee.
A bust of Frank Zappa has been
accepted from Lithuania, a fifteen
foot high head of Frank for all to see.

Frank Zappa who is this quirky jazz
musician, that was born and lived
for a while in Baltimore.
One bust is on display in a
park in Lithuania after all.

What a way to remind people
of this famous person who is
lesser known! Maybe more of
his fans will then seek out his
music, though the strange lyrics
would make most groan.

Stink Foot and a Nasty Little Jewish
Princess, Catholic Girls, talk of not
eating the yellow snow swirls and
Why Does It Hurt When I Pee? We
will still let people know that
he also composed music, classically.

It is entertaining to watch this
commission operate, whether it is
artistic interpretation or politics.
Vetoing a politician and public
servant, while green lighting someone
with quirky lyrics and jazzy guitar licks.

As my dog told me, "the crux of the
biscuit is the apostrophe."
In Baltimore, it's not the statues,
but this tail is wagged by
Baltimore's Art Commission,
that is plain to see.






Recognized


It is actually the Baltimore City Art Commission, but with this one I personally consider it more like a committee, it seems like a fraternal one. This poem is more about the way that I believe that such a commission should act then the statues themselves. I believe that most art should be privately funded and the commission should act to aid the placement of it when it is proposed on public lands. We have had some interesting public art endeavors such as placing of modern art at schools and government buildings and the crab project which displayed large painted crab structures all over the city. Think of those comments.

I am no great fan of William Donald Schaefer. I really started paying attention to him when my mother started shaking and screeched to my father, "Lou! It's the mayor!" I was ten feet away and could hear the mayor yelling. My dad tried to talk to him, but ended up putting the phone down and typing another letter to the editor. Every once in a while stopping to see if he stopped yelling. This went on for an hour. Then they talked for a considerable amount of more time. I had an actual Schaefer encounter when I helped my friend with his Eagle Project at the Aquarium. My friend walked up to him and asked Schaefer, "Do you know Lou Kohlman?" Schaefer instantly turned red faced with looks that indicated a homicidal rage and my friend pointed to me and said there's his son. I ran away and Schaefer cornered me at that famed seal tank and grabbed my hand, "We'll I am glad to meet you and know your father well. Tell him I still look out for him!" My father despised the development at the inner harbor saying that that effort could be put into the schools and in fighting crime. Later my father felt that the Inner Harbor was perhaps the best thing that he could do for Baltimore as he eventually faulted the people and the politics and philosophies within various state and city agencies. My father did everything that he could to point people's attention to the problems that he felt that would destroy the city as well as, possible solutions and he paid a pretty good price for doing so.

I felt that indeed Schaefer should be honored with a statue, and the plans were very decent, displayed common sense and the desired location was a logical one.

I am also a Zappa fan and do enjoy his music and have even sang it. His lyrics do get people's attention. Though I feel the lyrics are very well put together and humorous, they are offensive. One thing that he sang about is hypocrisy and trying to stifle creativity.

"Stink Foot and Nasty Little Jewish Princess, Catholic Girls, talk of not eating the yellow snow swirls and Why Does It Hurt When I Pee? and 'the crux of thebiscuit is the apostrophe.' " Are song titles or extracted from some of the many lyrics that he has written and perfromed.

Later in life Frank Zappa became an advocate for freedom of speech and art, even testifying before congress about placing limits on it.

I agree with him, creative endeavors should not have governmental interference. I hold that the best art comes out of private resources and many should only be privately funded for this very reason.


Pays one point and 2 member cents.


Save to Bookcase Promote This Share or Bookmark
Print It View Reviews

You need to login or register to write reviews. It's quick! We only ask four questions to new members.


© Copyright 2024. Mike K2 All rights reserved.
Mike K2 has granted FanStory.com, its affiliates and its syndicates non-exclusive rights to display this work.