Restoring the Run on Sentence
The run on sentence has long been assaulted by small minded experts setting in dimly lit libraries all over the world, yet in an intellectual collusion whose goal it is to break things of long lasting beauty into tiny fragments, only suited for tiny minds, narrow hearts and wilted wills driven by an obsession to rob of sentence longevity, which is designed to keep our often wandering attention fastened to a main topic. Help break this evil by constructing the longest sentence(s) you possibly can, while keeping it totally coherent.
The contest winner will win half of the prize pool which is based on the number of entries. The second and third place winners will each share the remaining prize pool. The prize pool is currently 25.00 member dollars. There are 13 spots still open. If all open spots are used the prize pool will be 90.00 member dollars. In this contest at least 5 submissions must be made for the vote to begin.
Deadline: Contest is closed. Deadline was Monday, December 26, 2016.
Full Contest Listing
The contest winner will win half of the prize pool which is based on the number of entries. The second and third place winners will each share the remaining prize pool. The prize pool is currently 25.00 member dollars. There are 13 spots still open. If all open spots are used the prize pool will be 90.00 member dollars. In this contest at least 5 submissions must be made for the vote to begin.
Deadline: Contest is closed. Deadline was Monday, December 26, 2016.