I know it's not Christmas yet, but this was one funny poem...
Clever and flawless in its rhyming rhythm - a thoroughly enjoyable read with a perfect end...
This was really cute!
Took some thinking by someone with an appreciation for the absurd. Best of the lot!
These were all great! I had to read several of them 2 to 3 times to narrow it down. I really want to state my second choice also, which was It Was a Night Before Christmas.