Salad Shooter

ABOUT

Location

USA

Gender

Female

Member

Standard

Joined

February 2005

Salad Shooter is impulsive. Words fly off her fingertips (and out of her mouth) with the speed of a food processor gone wild.

Much of what was written and posted here was not carefully considered. The author is in a volatile phase of her existence. She may appear cynical, one moment, bitter and vindictive, the next, and altruistic and compassionate, seconds later.

Just like the "Salad Shooter" of infomercial fame, she can slice up spicy radishes, cool cucumbers, juicy tomatoes, crisp carrots, sparkling celery, bleeding beets, and luscious lettuce, and toss it artfully or haphazardly into a salad bowl.

Her poetry and prose are best served fresh, but if you get too big a bite of fresh garlic or onion, she is quick to toss you a slice of lemon or pineapple to soothe the "kick".

The apparent multi-faceted personality may be due to her being an actress and an artist, but the vacillation is as visceral and deep as it is shallow and affected.

There is no insincerity intended. Every word she writes, she sincerely believes, at the time. Okay, not the comical stuff. That's actually tongue in cheek, as is some of the sillier material. But she hopes that nobody is paying close attention.

Salad Shooter is tired. She had to give up caffeine. This development could make the entire preceding bio obsolete.

It should probably read, instead, "Salad Shooter doesn't have the time or attention span to read your stuff, and she probably lacks the focus and energy to write any more of her own. If you do get a feedback or a message from her, consider it a gift of enormous effort-- and a compliment, because she stayed awake long enough to read your piece. And if she posts one... it's a rare and amazing development.

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