Apostate: Well, I consider myself one of the most original and fascinating thinkers on the planet.

Sane women of all ages and stations secretly or not-so-secretly fall in lust with me with all the time. The insane don't. Of course, that's all nonsense.

My bosses have no more idea what to do on the job than me. Kind of comforting.

In my dreams I hardly ever eat. I wonder why?
    Just Alyx: What an odd thought ... but now that you mention it, I don't recall ever eating either. Yeah, I wonder, too?

    I'm insane, so I don't lust after you one bit. Bonus. -
    Keronica:

    I know you'll like this one! "Oh father high in heaven, smile down upon your son; who's busy with his money games, his women, and his gun....." -
    Apostate: LMAO, yes, I suppose that is an appropriate song. -
    Apostate: You need more Barry Manilow. LOL. -
    babylonia: you don't eat in your dreams? LOL that's when i get to eat EVERYTHING and not gain weight. :P
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    Apostate: Yep, can never remember eating in my dreams. Remember fear, uncertainty, the occasional joy, but I never eat in my dreams. -
    Keronica: MUAH! FROM CANADA! YOUR ALBUM WILL BE COMPLETE SOON! -
    Apostate: Thanks - I am eager to experience your range of music. If I play it backwards, will I hear Lucifer's terrible voice? -
    ScarletClearwater: You are one of the best thinkers on the planet. If you could only just get over that zombie sex is ridiculous. Ha! I love you, man! -
    Apostate: You flatter me, oh very adult fantasy writer. I think zombie sex is cool - and just imagine gay zombie sex. -
    Torrence Winter: Zombie Sex....I prefer werewolf sex. Meeh. I'm so prejudice. -
    Apostate: Well, a werewolf is warmer. -
    ScarletClearwater: You still rambling about zombie sex. Sheesh. I agree. werewolf sex is better. -
    Apostate: Perhaps. For the werewolf, certainly. -
    Mommzdead: That's because your delusional..Just saying..LOL -