Always Cowgirl: Abstract math problem: If you have 1 Debra going 1/10 of a mile to the barn + 1 hoe that said Debra sharpened just last week + 1 copperhead in the middle of the barn path x 2 screams and 5 obscene words + $5.00 in the swear-word jar = 1 snake divided into 12 pieces of cat sushi. And who says girls aren't good at math!
    shelley kaye: ....and those two trains will meet when they crash. LOL ;-)
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Always Cowgirl: "No, you can't swim in the pond. It belongs to the water moccasins this time of year."


Always Cowgirl: For years Robert rode bulls and roughstock and never got badly hurt. This week while shoeing a horse he got his shoulder dislocated and his collar bone broken. So much for making an honest living.
    gramalot8: Hi, Always Cowgirl. Just read your profile. You sound like a real regular gal to me. Welcome to FanStory. I see you like Cowboy Poetry. I've written about a yodeling cowboy. You should read it sometime. Good luck here and have fun writing. -
    Always Cowgirl: Thank you. I just write what we live here in Oklahoma. I would love to read your poem as I am a closet yodler...don't tell! I am new to this site at the suggestion of a friend and am having some difficulty moving around. I was hoping to be able to search adn put in Cowboy Poetry and be able to read it but am unsure how to get to where I want to be. Any suggestions? -


Always Cowgirl: Praying with and for friends the theme of the day.


Always Cowgirl: 105 degrees with 70% humidity and I have to keep reminding myself that rich people pay to sweat like this.