CoyoteCaliente: One should always be drunk. That's all that matters; that's our one imperative need. So as not to feel Time's horrible burden one which breaks your shoulders and bows you down, you must get drunk without cease. But with what? With wine, poetry, or virtue as you choose. But get drunk. And if, at some time, on steps of a palace, in the green grass of a ditch, in the bleak solitude of your room, you are waking and the drunkenness has already abated, ask the wind, the wave, the stars, the clock, all that which flees, all that which groans, all that which rolls, all that which sings, all that which speaks, ask them, what time it is; and the wind, the wave, the stars, the birds, and the clock, they will all reply: "It is time to get drunk! So that you may not be the martyred slaves of Time, get drunk, get drunk, and never pause for rest! With wine, poetry, or virtue, as you choose!" ~Charles Baudelaire |
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CoyoteCaliente: Lock us up with our fears and distastes-give a human no option except to deal with it. And we adjust. It's our superpower. Human is Superhuman. |
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CoyoteCaliente: The people you're trying to step on, we're everyone you depend on. We're the people who do your laundry and cook your food and serve your dinner. We make your bed. We guard you while you're asleep. We drive the ambulances. We direct your call. We are cooks and taxi drivers and we know everything about you. We process your insurance claims and credit card charges. We control every part of your life. We are the middle children of history, raised by television to believe that someday we'll be millionaires and movie stars and rock stars, but we won't. And we're just learning this fact. So don't #### with us. -Tyler Durden |
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CoyoteCaliente: I have just replaced my old profile picture with a new one. It is super awesome and full of win...BOOYA. |
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CoyoteCaliente: Welcome to my page. Some of my writing is good. Some of it is okay. And some of it is just casual self-indulgence in all things nerdy (see: sci-fi Punk Cliche series). Nonetheless, enjoy yourself. |
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CoyoteCaliente: I took my computer to Staples, once upon a time. I needed it restored. Not only did they fail to install the correct OS on it (XP versus XP Media Edition), they managed to screw up any of the codecs required to play dvds and burn cds. I swallowed any complaints, because I had asked to them to rush. And my saving grace is that I've finally managed to to get the VCL media player. I HAVE BEEN WATCHING INVADER ZIM. AND I LOVE IT. ... That's all I have to say. |
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CoyoteCaliente: So, the other day I sent an email to one of my main inspirations, Joe England. His terrific comic, Zebra Girl, has an amazing art style that borderlines into the occult. By that, I mean that it has a dark and creepy tone that somehow comes off as beautiful and inspiring. ... I suppose that sounds a little hokey. Words don't do the art justice. Anyhow, I got back from Joe! He sent me an personal email stating how he enjoyed that I had been inspired and how it made it worth it for him. he also liked my poem that I entered for a contest here (even though it has the rythmn of a flat tire at 50 miles an hour). So, that was nice to hear from someone you admire. I think I've sent... 3 similar emails? So far, I've gotten two, personal replies, which makes me feel nice. The third one... Well, he's admitted in his own comic that he is terrible at organization and getting things done. Running a bussiness and a comic will do that to ya. Oh well. Or maybe the email just didn't send ><. |
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CoyoteCaliente: "So... I heard you liked the Olymipics?" "Yes. It went well with waffles." "Of course! Then the Curling was quite interesting..." "Friction rules." "I love it when they rub together." "Mmmmhmmm... What are we going on about?" "Eh, who are you?" This conversation HAPPENED. |
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CoyoteCaliente: I've noticed that a lot of the listed and apiring novels on here have 60 to 70 odd chapters that span only a few pages. But if each one is well written, they get good reviews. All those good reviews get it listed as a hit. It's a shame I can't bring myself to do that. I can never force myself to write like that though. |
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CoyoteCaliente: Okay. It's been awhile, and I'm still trying to figure out if the complexity of this site is worth it, but I'll be posting something all the same. For those who have been waiting a very, VERY long time for the next chapter, I'm so very sorry. I do have a life outside my writing and it loves to intrude. But I'm back, for better or for worse. There'll be some new additions to the chapters I'm editing and updating. So, give them a read if you feel like it. |
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