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ABOUT

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Gender

Male

Member

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Joined

June 2005

Interests

An activity or interest pursued outside one's regular occupation and engaged in primarily for pleasure.

I'll come right out and say it; I'm a weird guy - a walking anomaly, even. I am an ox, and a moron. I am a reverend with nary a religious bone in my body.

I suffer from a creativity deficit disorder. I attack people for their poor movie choices whilst donning dark glasses and a fake mustache to sneak out to the latest cheesy horror flick. I never met a Coen movie I didn't like. I own more knives than articles of clothing.

I once suffered a massive head injury. I'm filled with enough metal to set off the detectors at the airport. Bravery has never suited me. I don't believe the word conspiracy even exists. I'm the only man in Colorado who drives the speed limit.

I say "Keen" a lot. I'm the world's first straightedge alcoholic. I avoid thinking whenever possible. I'm a member of the vast right wing conspiracy. I'm nearly impossible to insult. I go off on bizarre rants with little provocation or notice. I'm a professional student who can't afford tuition bills. I have no ninjality.

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm a compulsive movie watcher in desperate need of serious psychiatric aid or a good punch in the nose - whichever is cheaper and less painful (I lean toward the
latter at the moment). Finally, I can convince myself of just about anything.

That about sums me up. If you STILL want to read my stuff it's entirely possible you're an even scarier person than I.

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