V-Day Ditty
Double entendre divided by half-wit93 total reviews
Comment from Jessica Wheeler
Oh, how I enjoyed your witty ditty! From titling it a "ditty" right on down to... his heart.. And everything in between! Fabulous wordplay, with a bouncy sort of melody, that I couldn't help but (escape my 6 year old) to read aloud!
I thank you for the needed laugh. :)
<3
Jessica
reply by the author on 11-Mar-2023
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Oh, how I enjoyed your witty ditty! From titling it a "ditty" right on down to... his heart.. And everything in between! Fabulous wordplay, with a bouncy sort of melody, that I couldn't help but (escape my 6 year old) to read aloud!
I thank you for the needed laugh. :)
<3
Jessica
Comment Written 14-Feb-2023
reply by the author on 11-Mar-2023
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Thankssssss, Jessica! Glad you enjoyed the hard-to-heart. Cheers. LIZ
Comment from jessizero
I definitely feel guilty for laughing so hard at this. My mind was firmly in the gutter while reading your poem. I loved the ending! Thank you for sharing, and best wishes to you.
reply by the author on 11-Mar-2023
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I definitely feel guilty for laughing so hard at this. My mind was firmly in the gutter while reading your poem. I loved the ending! Thank you for sharing, and best wishes to you.
Comment Written 14-Feb-2023
reply by the author on 11-Mar-2023
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Glad you enjoyed the hard-to-heart. Cheers. LIZ
Comment from JT traveller
Elizabeth, you devil. Nice conclusion to a cheeky poem.
I note it was written some years ago so it must hold a lot of meaning for you. I appreciate that.
A refreshing read.
reply by the author on 11-Mar-2023
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Elizabeth, you devil. Nice conclusion to a cheeky poem.
I note it was written some years ago so it must hold a lot of meaning for you. I appreciate that.
A refreshing read.
Comment Written 14-Feb-2023
reply by the author on 11-Mar-2023
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I repost it annually. Glad you enjoyed the hard-to-heart. Cheers. LIZ
Comment from Monica Chaddick
This is absolutely awesome! I cheer you for having the bravery to write something so sexual. It was an awesome piece, and I think that you have inspired me. As always, I love your ability to word what people are thinking. Nice work!!!
reply by the author on 22-Feb-2022
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This is absolutely awesome! I cheer you for having the bravery to write something so sexual. It was an awesome piece, and I think that you have inspired me. As always, I love your ability to word what people are thinking. Nice work!!!
Comment Written 22-Feb-2022
reply by the author on 22-Feb-2022
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Thankssssss! Hope you enjoyed the hard-to-heart.
Comment from Sanku
here you are brandishing your unusual wit (cheeky or ribald ,I am not sure)I had not read it before and it readily made me laugh!
Hpe you are doing fine in your new job
reply by the author on 17-Feb-2022
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here you are brandishing your unusual wit (cheeky or ribald ,I am not sure)I had not read it before and it readily made me laugh!
Hpe you are doing fine in your new job
Comment Written 16-Feb-2022
reply by the author on 17-Feb-2022
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I hope you liked the hard-to-heart!
Comment from Ric Myworld
LMAO! This is Awesome! And I can't believe that I didn't get to read it first time around. Now I just wish it wasn't so late in the week and I wasn't out of bullets. Hope all is well in your world!
reply by the author on 12-Feb-2022
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LMAO! This is Awesome! And I can't believe that I didn't get to read it first time around. Now I just wish it wasn't so late in the week and I wasn't out of bullets. Hope all is well in your world!
Comment Written 12-Feb-2022
reply by the author on 12-Feb-2022
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Hope you enjoyed the hard-to-heart. Cheers. LIZ
Comment from LisaMay
Oh you are naughty! I miss being exposed to your ribald humour. It is indeed true that the size of the heart can bring satisfaction. I'm not one to drool on a tool. My mouth's usually full already, getting satisfaction with chocolate.
reply by the author on 12-Feb-2022
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Oh you are naughty! I miss being exposed to your ribald humour. It is indeed true that the size of the heart can bring satisfaction. I'm not one to drool on a tool. My mouth's usually full already, getting satisfaction with chocolate.
Comment Written 12-Feb-2022
reply by the author on 12-Feb-2022
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Hope you enjoyed the hard-to-heart. Cheers. LIZ
I'm with you on obtaining satisfaction from sucking on chocolate for a squirt of sweet cream--I cannot abide wieners that spew salty white stuff.
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Yechhhh - exactly my feelings too. More in it for the guy than for us.
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Let him keep it in him.
Comment from Yardier
O yes, yes, right there, uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. OK, OK, Ok, one morrrrrrrrrrrrrrrre, ah ah ah ah ah ah ahhhhhhhhhhhhh. Snore zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
reply by the author on 12-Feb-2022
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O yes, yes, right there, uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. OK, OK, Ok, one morrrrrrrrrrrrrrrre, ah ah ah ah ah ah ahhhhhhhhhhhhh. Snore zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Comment Written 11-Feb-2022
reply by the author on 12-Feb-2022
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Thankssssss!! Hope you enjoyed the hard-to-heart. Cheers. LIZ
Comment from barbara.wilkey
At the airport yesterday, wrestling with luggage, I feel on an escalator. It was two young soldiers who came my aid. I was scared because of the broken wrist from my precious fall. I'm fine just a badly bruised knee. Thank you for reposting because I missed this poem the first time around.
reply by the author on 12-Feb-2022
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At the airport yesterday, wrestling with luggage, I feel on an escalator. It was two young soldiers who came my aid. I was scared because of the broken wrist from my precious fall. I'm fine just a badly bruised knee. Thank you for reposting because I missed this poem the first time around.
Comment Written 11-Feb-2022
reply by the author on 12-Feb-2022
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So sorry! Glad you didn't refracture the wrist. How's the knee doing?
Hope you enjoyed the hard-to-heart. Cheers. LIZ
Comment from strandregs
The ladies all drool
When you brandish your tool.
My two bits.
Good to see you brandishing...
We all know you have a huge heart.
It's been so hard to so far apart:-))Z.
reply by the author on 12-Feb-2022
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The ladies all drool
When you brandish your tool.
My two bits.
Good to see you brandishing...
We all know you have a huge heart.
It's been so hard to so far apart:-))Z.
Comment Written 11-Feb-2022
reply by the author on 12-Feb-2022
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Thank you! Hope you enjoyed the hard-to-heart. Cheers. LIZ
Heads-up--I can't post or review anymore--I can only read and repromote old posts because I declined to renew my membership. It's not about the $--it's that I can't handle the time commitment to post, reply, and review on two writing sites--it was fortuitous that my renewal date coincided with my decision.
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So which is your now site?
I just renewed because it's the only way I have it all in one place to go back to. Executive disfunction.
Funny way of saying disorganized..:-))Z.
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Medium.com
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