I truly enjoyed this poem's dark humor. There are many--like the Speaker--who have great talent and/or IQ which they abuse with drugs. This guy went to far, but I can't way I feel very sorry for him. I like the phrase "comatose telekinetic."
Yeah, IQ doesn't do you much good in a coma... this is definitely a good offering for the 'nonsense' contest! ;) Good rhyme and leaves the reader scratching their heads... ;) :) Thanx for sharing and best of luck at the polls! ;)