It Did Nut Last
This is acorn-y story, oak-ay? (50 words)23 total reviews
Comment from BeasPeas
Hi Lisa. I am still giggling. This is hilarious.
"He got aggressive, so I rearranged his nuts then left."
I DO suppose you are going to publish these amusing little stories.
Best of luck with your series. Marilyn
Hi Lisa. I am still giggling. This is hilarious.
"He got aggressive, so I rearranged his nuts then left."
I DO suppose you are going to publish these amusing little stories.
Best of luck with your series. Marilyn
Comment Written 11-Nov-2019
Comment from patcelaw
This is a cuute one and it made me laugh out loud. May your week be filled with wonderful blessings. Thanks for sharing this post.
Patricia
This is a cuute one and it made me laugh out loud. May your week be filled with wonderful blessings. Thanks for sharing this post.
Patricia
Comment Written 10-Nov-2019
Comment from poetwatch
Yay! What can I say, LisaMay you got to have it your way. I bet that nut is glad he got away. After the arrangement you so nicely placed. :) Thank you for sharing a nutty situation.
Yay! What can I say, LisaMay you got to have it your way. I bet that nut is glad he got away. After the arrangement you so nicely placed. :) Thank you for sharing a nutty situation.
Comment Written 10-Nov-2019
Comment from lauralumummu
This is hilarious, lol. We have a lot of squirrels and they tease my poor dog mercilessly. Which boyfriend was your favorite? I love these catchy stories. All the best, Laura
reply by the author on 09-Nov-2019
This is hilarious, lol. We have a lot of squirrels and they tease my poor dog mercilessly. Which boyfriend was your favorite? I love these catchy stories. All the best, Laura
Comment Written 08-Nov-2019
reply by the author on 09-Nov-2019
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Thanks for your comments. I've had fun with all these boyfriends... my favourite one is going to be the one i end up with!
Comment from Sallyo
It was nut to be, I can see;
Driving you nuts was he
So you got your revenge
Now he'll be all on edge
But nuttering ever comes free.
wheretheheckdidthatnutrearrangingsquirrillyoneputmynuts?
reply by the author on 09-Nov-2019
It was nut to be, I can see;
Driving you nuts was he
So you got your revenge
Now he'll be all on edge
But nuttering ever comes free.
wheretheheckdidthatnutrearrangingsquirrillyoneputmynuts?
Comment Written 08-Nov-2019
reply by the author on 09-Nov-2019
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Thanks for adding to the fun!
Comment from Y. M. Roger
Awwww, man, L-M... that's harsh!! ;) :) :P These little guys are all over 'round here ... entertaining and a pest and everything in between! ;) Another fun one add in -- thanx for sharing! ;) Yvette
Awwww, man, L-M... that's harsh!! ;) :) :P These little guys are all over 'round here ... entertaining and a pest and everything in between! ;) Another fun one add in -- thanx for sharing! ;) Yvette
Comment Written 08-Nov-2019
Comment from Sandra du Plessis
A very well-written piece of dating advice. A man that seems a bit jumpy and always on the move. He seems to be a nutty professor and a hoarder.
A very well-written piece of dating advice. A man that seems a bit jumpy and always on the move. He seems to be a nutty professor and a hoarder.
Comment Written 08-Nov-2019
Comment from Bill Schott
This story about dating a squirrel, It Did Nut Last, goes to show that a fuzzy tale and big brown eyes are not the makings of a dependable mate.
reply by the author on 08-Nov-2019
This story about dating a squirrel, It Did Nut Last, goes to show that a fuzzy tale and big brown eyes are not the makings of a dependable mate.
Comment Written 08-Nov-2019
reply by the author on 08-Nov-2019
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I'm a sucker for big brown eyes.
Comment from Gail Denham
You "re-arranged his nuts" - oh my - this one got serious I think. They are jumpy though - but a problem around here at times. Into everything - even people's attics. met a fellow yesterday, we talked, he said "well, I gotta go get rid of the squirrels in my attic." I told him to take a shotgun and just shoot up through the ceiling. Might do it?
cute poem
reply by the author on 08-Nov-2019
You "re-arranged his nuts" - oh my - this one got serious I think. They are jumpy though - but a problem around here at times. Into everything - even people's attics. met a fellow yesterday, we talked, he said "well, I gotta go get rid of the squirrels in my attic." I told him to take a shotgun and just shoot up through the ceiling. Might do it?
cute poem
Comment Written 08-Nov-2019
reply by the author on 08-Nov-2019
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In Australia 'having squirrels in your attic' means you are crazy.
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actually I've heard that "squirrels in attic" statement here too. There are some pretty creative ways of describing folks with a screw loose.
Comment from Mystic Angel 7777
Well, I should think having 'your nuts' re-arranged is not only vexing bit painful LOL. Another well done and entertaining piece of animal husbandry.
reply by the author on 08-Nov-2019
Well, I should think having 'your nuts' re-arranged is not only vexing bit painful LOL. Another well done and entertaining piece of animal husbandry.
Comment Written 08-Nov-2019
reply by the author on 08-Nov-2019
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Ah... you assume physical harm (tee hee). It drives orderly people crazy when their possessions get moved.