Gross National Product
Hold your nose if you know what's good for you!11 total reviews
Comment from Sandra du Plessis
A very well-written lowku poem about a very natural body action that we cannot always control and when it happens the odour spreads very quick and the guilty one usually leaves the room.
reply by the author on 29-Jun-2019
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A very well-written lowku poem about a very natural body action that we cannot always control and when it happens the odour spreads very quick and the guilty one usually leaves the room.
Comment Written 29-Jun-2019
reply by the author on 29-Jun-2019
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Some guilty ones stay and then someone else gets blamed!
Comment from susand3022
Hello Author,
That IS a disgusting statistic! I live mostly with a cat, but when my boyfriend is in residence... Good Lord Look Out! There have been occasions that I have started the diffuser, (with something strong, like geranium, or peppermint) to make the air breathable again. My eyes would water. I guess it was Gods way of making up time for me. Too many days of breathing clean air. ;)
reply by the author on 28-Jun-2019
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Hello Author,
That IS a disgusting statistic! I live mostly with a cat, but when my boyfriend is in residence... Good Lord Look Out! There have been occasions that I have started the diffuser, (with something strong, like geranium, or peppermint) to make the air breathable again. My eyes would water. I guess it was Gods way of making up time for me. Too many days of breathing clean air. ;)
Comment Written 28-Jun-2019
reply by the author on 28-Jun-2019
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What is it about guys!! We eat the same food and they fart it out differently! Your comments amused me but it isn't funny, really.
I don't think that statistics could possibly be true, could they?? Maybe at your house they are.
Comment from Debbie Pope
This is really low down. Absolutely disgusting. Stinking beyond imagination. You should do well in this weird contest. Every word pulls its nasty weight.
Good job.
reply by the author on 27-Jun-2019
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This is really low down. Absolutely disgusting. Stinking beyond imagination. You should do well in this weird contest. Every word pulls its nasty weight.
Good job.
Comment Written 27-Jun-2019
reply by the author on 27-Jun-2019
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Haha... blow it out your arse!!! Oh dear, I can be very crude sometimes, I do apologise. Glad you liked it.
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I voted for this disgusting thing. Most of the others didn't hit my gross meter.
Comment from Lance S. Loria
That was too much information. I did not need to know that statistic of inhaled farts. Fun poem. Good luck in the contest. No edits or adjustments necessary.
reply by the author on 27-Jun-2019
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That was too much information. I did not need to know that statistic of inhaled farts. Fun poem. Good luck in the contest. No edits or adjustments necessary.
Comment Written 27-Jun-2019
reply by the author on 27-Jun-2019
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It certainly is a gross statistic, if it is to be believed. The Internet is not always right.
I am pleased you found some fun in my poem. Thanks for reviewing it.
Comment from JLR
While difficult to actually spend much thought provoking energy to the piece, the message is abundantly clear, precise in every aspect in its presentation. It reminds me of the noxious elements spewing forth on both sides of the aisle at our national government at this time.....
reply by the author on 27-Jun-2019
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While difficult to actually spend much thought provoking energy to the piece, the message is abundantly clear, precise in every aspect in its presentation. It reminds me of the noxious elements spewing forth on both sides of the aisle at our national government at this time.....
Comment Written 27-Jun-2019
reply by the author on 27-Jun-2019
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Thanks for your review. Yes, they are full of it to be sure.
Comment from Sylvia Page
stop sniffing around 5
inhaling my half-arsed farts 7
turn the other cheek 5
Your poem is spot on in syllable count and content. Wishing you the best in the contest.
Sylvia
reply by the author on 27-Jun-2019
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stop sniffing around 5
inhaling my half-arsed farts 7
turn the other cheek 5
Your poem is spot on in syllable count and content. Wishing you the best in the contest.
Sylvia
Comment Written 27-Jun-2019
reply by the author on 27-Jun-2019
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Thanks for reviewing, Sylvia.
Comment from Y. M. Roger
Not sure which is more grin-worthy....the poem or your author notes!! ;) ;) Great job for this contest! :) Thanx for sharing and best of luck in the contest! ;) ;)
reply by the author on 27-Jun-2019
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Not sure which is more grin-worthy....the poem or your author notes!! ;) ;) Great job for this contest! :) Thanx for sharing and best of luck in the contest! ;) ;)
Comment Written 27-Jun-2019
reply by the author on 27-Jun-2019
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I would suggest smiling rather than grinning... I wouldn't want you to inhale anything unsavoury!
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LOL! :) ;)
Comment from the13thpoet
Good morning, I enjoyed your little poem there. It was a hilariously, funny good piece of work there. You executed well within the parameters of the writing prompt as well, good job!
reply by the author on 27-Jun-2019
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Good morning, I enjoyed your little poem there. It was a hilariously, funny good piece of work there. You executed well within the parameters of the writing prompt as well, good job!
Comment Written 27-Jun-2019
reply by the author on 27-Jun-2019
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Thanks for your review! Who can resist a fart joke... we are mostly gross kids at heart.
Comment from Darlene Franklin
Where did you come up with that statistic? I LOVE your clever use of language, to turn t he other cheek. Best of luck with the contest! Tell us when you discover the answer to who's letter loose in your own home.
reply by the author on 27-Jun-2019
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Where did you come up with that statistic? I LOVE your clever use of language, to turn t he other cheek. Best of luck with the contest! Tell us when you discover the answer to who's letter loose in your own home.
Comment Written 27-Jun-2019
reply by the author on 27-Jun-2019
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I saw the statistic on an internet article... I doubt its accuracy. Thanks for your excellent review. I think it must be the cat's fartz, she's the only other inhabitant!!
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You're welcome.
Comment from royowen
This is an excellent entry inthisLowku poetry contest. One of the least spoken subjects inmixed company. But ion of the most pursued activities in the universe,well done, good luck,blessings,Roy
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reply by the author on 27-Jun-2019
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This is an excellent entry inthisLowku poetry contest. One of the least spoken subjects inmixed company. But ion of the most pursued activities in the universe,well done, good luck,blessings,Roy
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Comment Written 27-Jun-2019
reply by the author on 27-Jun-2019
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Sometimes farts speak louder than words. Are you a silly old fart??
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Thanks for reviewing, Roy. It might be least spoken but one can hear it well enough! (unless it is a silent, sneaky one.)
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Most welcome
