Advance Apology (In Bad Taste)
rhymed toilet humour15 total reviews
Comment from Amenian Aypotheeno
Okay, now that has to the cheapest log flume ride I've ever seen! How many flushes does it take to go down???? That is a bog buster I am telling you but its right up my street, i like toilet humour you see!? It might well be absurd, but a log like that must have a name like Trevor the Turd! So did the log layer get a merit and gold star for this or just a tip of the hat?? Had me grinning, very English humour and I did have to use the glossary (waszat for den?), so must be on my language level! Jolly good stuff:)
reply by the author on 02-Jul-2019
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Okay, now that has to the cheapest log flume ride I've ever seen! How many flushes does it take to go down???? That is a bog buster I am telling you but its right up my street, i like toilet humour you see!? It might well be absurd, but a log like that must have a name like Trevor the Turd! So did the log layer get a merit and gold star for this or just a tip of the hat?? Had me grinning, very English humour and I did have to use the glossary (waszat for den?), so must be on my language level! Jolly good stuff:)
Comment Written 29-Jun-2019
reply by the author on 02-Jul-2019
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Hi Dale :)
I had a feeling you wouldn't be offended by toilet humour!
Thanks for your fun and appreciative feedback.
Best wishes as always,, Debra :)
Comment from The Death
Hi Debs,
This was hilarious! Can't recall reading a funny poem in ages(or any poem at all). The rhymes are perfect and words flow well. It was interesting to read about the event which inspired this. LOL!
Hope you're doing well! As you might have observed, I'm not much active here now. Just hop in from time to time. :)
Regards,
Anupam
reply by the author on 02-Jul-2019
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Hi Debs,
This was hilarious! Can't recall reading a funny poem in ages(or any poem at all). The rhymes are perfect and words flow well. It was interesting to read about the event which inspired this. LOL!
Hope you're doing well! As you might have observed, I'm not much active here now. Just hop in from time to time. :)
Regards,
Anupam
Comment Written 28-Jun-2019
reply by the author on 02-Jul-2019
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Hi Anupam,
Lovely to hear from you. Thanks for reading and reviewing my silly poem. I'm glad you didn't find it too off-putting!
Kindest regards as always, Debs :) x
Comment from closetpoetjester
That poo in the loo
That log in the bog
One stump in the dump
A huge crap. That's a wrap!
I nearly died laughing reading this Debs
I love the things that inspire us
Whilst my kid has done a few enormous dumps in his time, the funniest one was the day he ran in and said, "Mum, my poo looks like a person!"
Upon running to the loo, upon major inspection the gathering at the bottom of the ceramic bowl did indeed seem to resemble some small man like creature haha... So much so, I DID take a photo LOL
We STILL have it. The photo, not the poo LOL and occasionally when I come across the little delight, it makes me laugh at the sheer imagshitnation of my child
Loved this!
Sixer for your scat humour and ONLY because it was real LOL
Every stanza a winner.
Love
Pxx
reply by the author on 02-Jul-2019
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That poo in the loo
That log in the bog
One stump in the dump
A huge crap. That's a wrap!
I nearly died laughing reading this Debs
I love the things that inspire us
Whilst my kid has done a few enormous dumps in his time, the funniest one was the day he ran in and said, "Mum, my poo looks like a person!"
Upon running to the loo, upon major inspection the gathering at the bottom of the ceramic bowl did indeed seem to resemble some small man like creature haha... So much so, I DID take a photo LOL
We STILL have it. The photo, not the poo LOL and occasionally when I come across the little delight, it makes me laugh at the sheer imagshitnation of my child
Loved this!
Sixer for your scat humour and ONLY because it was real LOL
Every stanza a winner.
Love
Pxx
Comment Written 28-Jun-2019
reply by the author on 02-Jul-2019
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Hi P :)
So glad to hear that you don't still have the poo - that would be ever so slightly weird!! What a funny story - you'll be whipping that photo out to show his girlfriend in years to come LOL
Thanks for the 6 stars - very generous of you for my shitty poem!
Sending you my best as always, Debs x
Comment from Heather Knight
I can't stop laughing. Both the poem and the notes are hilarious. And the picture is priceless too.
Thanks for cheering me up (I have a headache at the moment, so this is just what I need).
reply by the author on 27-Jun-2019
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I can't stop laughing. Both the poem and the notes are hilarious. And the picture is priceless too.
Thanks for cheering me up (I have a headache at the moment, so this is just what I need).
Comment Written 26-Jun-2019
reply by the author on 27-Jun-2019
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Hope your headache has gone now, Maria :) Thanks for your lovely feedback (and glad you weren't offended by my grubby humour!)
Best wishes as always. Debra :) x
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I'm perfectly okay now. Thanks.xx
Comment from Sally Law
I appreciate your dedication to keeping the loo clean and clear. It is a pesky task. You are such a kind teacher, Mrs. White. Having all sons, this was a daily obstacle for me to overcome. Way to go with your victory.
All my best,
Sal xo
reply by the author on 26-Jun-2019
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I appreciate your dedication to keeping the loo clean and clear. It is a pesky task. You are such a kind teacher, Mrs. White. Having all sons, this was a daily obstacle for me to overcome. Way to go with your victory.
All my best,
Sal xo
Comment Written 25-Jun-2019
reply by the author on 26-Jun-2019
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Hi Sal :)
Thank you for your feedback!
Best wishes as always, Debra :) x
Comment from misscookie
The words that come out theses children mouth I can believe. We know where they heard it first
Well this is surely a below the belt poem yet it happen to more people then IOU would believe
working in the hospital oh my goodness I could not believe my eyes
Cookie
reply by the author on 26-Jun-2019
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The words that come out theses children mouth I can believe. We know where they heard it first
Well this is surely a below the belt poem yet it happen to more people then IOU would believe
working in the hospital oh my goodness I could not believe my eyes
Cookie
Comment Written 25-Jun-2019
reply by the author on 26-Jun-2019
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Hi Cookie :)
Thank you for your feedback!
Best wishes as always, Debra :) x
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It was my pleasure
Cookie
Comment from doggymad1
Thanks for the giggle. Why are we all so shy about bodily functions in any case?
This is short and cute and just the sort of thing kids do to embarrass us intentionally or otherwise
hugs
Freda
reply by the author on 26-Jun-2019
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Thanks for the giggle. Why are we all so shy about bodily functions in any case?
This is short and cute and just the sort of thing kids do to embarrass us intentionally or otherwise
hugs
Freda
Comment Written 25-Jun-2019
reply by the author on 26-Jun-2019
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Hi Freda :)
Thank you for your feedback! I appreciate it :)
Best wishes, Debra x
Comment from patcelaw
This is a humorous write though the language is a bit on the naughty side. To do a poo that can't be flushed down the loo, must have hurt something awful.
Patricia
reply by the author on 25-Jun-2019
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This is a humorous write though the language is a bit on the naughty side. To do a poo that can't be flushed down the loo, must have hurt something awful.
Patricia
Comment Written 25-Jun-2019
reply by the author on 25-Jun-2019
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Hi Patricia :)
Thank you for reading and commenting on my silly poem. I hope you didn't find it too offensive... I appreciate your feedback and I agree with you, it must've really hurt whoever parted with it...
Kindest regards, Debra :)
Comment from Joy Graham
Oh my! This reminded me of a meme I saw on facebook this morning, though I have seen it once or twice before. It is a sticky note on the toilet not to flush as the owner had gone to find a tape measure to be certain his poop was in fact a world record.
You made me laugh with this one. My husband loves bathroom humor. Some people are so childish - rolling my eyes.
The note you put on the toilet door might encourage curious children to crawl under the door and have a looky loo.
I hooe the bathroom is flushing and back in business after the janitor got finished with it?
Joy xx
reply by the author on 25-Jun-2019
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Oh my! This reminded me of a meme I saw on facebook this morning, though I have seen it once or twice before. It is a sticky note on the toilet not to flush as the owner had gone to find a tape measure to be certain his poop was in fact a world record.
You made me laugh with this one. My husband loves bathroom humor. Some people are so childish - rolling my eyes.
The note you put on the toilet door might encourage curious children to crawl under the door and have a looky loo.
I hooe the bathroom is flushing and back in business after the janitor got finished with it?
Joy xx
Comment Written 25-Jun-2019
reply by the author on 25-Jun-2019
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Hi Joy :) Thank you for your great feedback - I do hope I haven't offended too many readers with my toilet humour! I find the grossest things too funny not to write about at times!
I really hope that the toilet is free of blockages tomorrow when I am back at work! I have to admit that the locked door and the out of order sign attracted unwanted attention from too many of our 6yr olds!
Best wishes, Debra :)
Comment from Rachelle Allen
Well, I can't say I wasn't warned!! What is WITH you Brits this week? Colin Lowly posted a poo poem about a garden figurine that he liked. As you see, I choose my friends judiciously on here! Nothing but the most dignified of souls do I want for chums!! xo
reply by the author on 25-Jun-2019
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Well, I can't say I wasn't warned!! What is WITH you Brits this week? Colin Lowly posted a poo poem about a garden figurine that he liked. As you see, I choose my friends judiciously on here! Nothing but the most dignified of souls do I want for chums!! xo
Comment Written 25-Jun-2019
reply by the author on 25-Jun-2019
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Hey Rachelle :)
I guess you found us then LOL!
Thank you for ignoring the warning and reading anyway! I appreciate your feedback as always, love Debra :) x
ps. I'll have to check out Colin's poem now to see how grubby it is!
