NEWBONIC Rat's Milk
Warning this product may damage your health15 total reviews
Comment from WryWriter
LOL! I love the Government Health Warning. Reminds me of the side effect lists pharmaceutical companies have to put out. Only their ads ramble the information, quickly. Kind of like an auditory fine print. Only two suggestions. (Effects) for affects and Pied (Piper's or Pipers') mind games. Cute artwork!
reply by the author on 26-Mar-2019
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LOL! I love the Government Health Warning. Reminds me of the side effect lists pharmaceutical companies have to put out. Only their ads ramble the information, quickly. Kind of like an auditory fine print. Only two suggestions. (Effects) for affects and Pied (Piper's or Pipers') mind games. Cute artwork!
Comment Written 26-Mar-2019
reply by the author on 26-Mar-2019
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LOL Thank you WW. I made the corrections, nice catch. :) I got lucky with the art work. I went digging on the WEB couldn't believe someone else had a mind as twisted as my own. Lol
I voted for your entry. It is a fun subject.
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John
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Oh my! Thank you. But you are supposed to vote for yours if you have an entry! That one extra vote might put your work as the winner. It is very good, you know! : )
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Haha I never vote for my work. I liked your message and I voted for you before you reviewed my work. :) Your review is reward enough. Yours was the 15th review. Much appreciated.
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John
Comment from Ms. Snyder
OMG, Ailurophobia - Hilarious! I love you Lord in a Jam Jar! I am voting for this one. I love most of what you post, I wish I still had a 6 to give to you on this. The buzz words alone are great! What exactly was the draw to purple and yellow I am certain there is a reason I am just not getting those two colors? The picture is priceless! Also one fix. I love the note about Tour dates are available on our website. It is one word, not two. (website) Cheers, Fonda
reply by the author on 26-Mar-2019
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OMG, Ailurophobia - Hilarious! I love you Lord in a Jam Jar! I am voting for this one. I love most of what you post, I wish I still had a 6 to give to you on this. The buzz words alone are great! What exactly was the draw to purple and yellow I am certain there is a reason I am just not getting those two colors? The picture is priceless! Also one fix. I love the note about Tour dates are available on our website. It is one word, not two. (website) Cheers, Fonda
Comment Written 26-Mar-2019
reply by the author on 26-Mar-2019
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Haha Thank you Fonda. Your are too generous. So glad you got a laugh out of Ailurophobia---that was intended to be a bonus giggle for any reader who took the time to look it up.
Don't worry about the six stars your comments made me feel like a 10.
Thanks again for appreciating my humour.
The color purple was a nod to the black plague. Yellow had no meaning just a highlight. ;)
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John
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Oh, I love your humour and I didn't have to look it up - I've seen the word before - as I read the dictionary as a kid. So my vocabulary skills are off the charts - people hate playing Words with Friends with me!
Ahhh - I knew the purple had some meaning to it. I was picking up on that - thank you, because I knew I had to ask - okay on the highlight - that was cool!
John, I also love your Fan Story name - it is awesome!
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I am a Dr Who fan.
Time Lord/Tardis. The Tardis is larger one inside than out. So jam jar contains the lord. Also I love Indian names (Asia) So there whole thing worked for me.
Comment from LyndaS
Alas, I have no sixers left, which this deserves. There are only a handful of people here who are blessed with the talent of sick humor. Obviously you are a card carrying member of this club. While reading this I giggled through the whole thing. But when I read "susceptibility to Pied Pipers mind games" I completely lost it. Too funny! This is so clever and well done. I'd wish you good luck in this contest but I think you got this. Excellent entry. Lynda
reply by the author on 25-Mar-2019
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Alas, I have no sixers left, which this deserves. There are only a handful of people here who are blessed with the talent of sick humor. Obviously you are a card carrying member of this club. While reading this I giggled through the whole thing. But when I read "susceptibility to Pied Pipers mind games" I completely lost it. Too funny! This is so clever and well done. I'd wish you good luck in this contest but I think you got this. Excellent entry. Lynda
Comment Written 23-Mar-2019
reply by the author on 25-Mar-2019
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Why thank you Lynda.
LOL It delights me when someone appreciates my crazy humour. I am especially chuffed because you picked up on a the pieces I added to try and drain a. Extra giggle from the reader. I had a lot of fun writing this.
Don't worry about not awarding me a six because your review felt like a ten. xo
All the best
John
Comment from LisaMay
I am very much interested in booking a ticket on your NEWBONIC sewer bus trip please, I do so like to travel. I'll bring my own liquid refreshment if that is permissible? I see that you are possibly going to launch another product: Bat Shite. If you got vampire bats to drink NEWBONIC rats milk instead of blood, you might be able to move more product.... and possibly also have access to more bat shite, at least until the bats' stomachs adjusted.
reply by the author on 25-Mar-2019
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I am very much interested in booking a ticket on your NEWBONIC sewer bus trip please, I do so like to travel. I'll bring my own liquid refreshment if that is permissible? I see that you are possibly going to launch another product: Bat Shite. If you got vampire bats to drink NEWBONIC rats milk instead of blood, you might be able to move more product.... and possibly also have access to more bat shite, at least until the bats' stomachs adjusted.
Comment Written 23-Mar-2019
reply by the author on 25-Mar-2019
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Hahaha Lisa you crazy lady. Stay away from that sewer bus. LOL
Hey I have to keep those damn Vampire bats well away from those rats. But maybe I should consider your idea. I do have some bat shite samples available you can try. We call it GuanoNono but like the rats milk sales are not going too good. When following the instructions for the batshite make sure you apply it liberally to your gums for the best results. Canine teeth should be fully developed by the first full moon. Good luck.
All the best
John
Comment from Gloria ....
Superb billboard and magazine ad for the contest here. Even though I believe you've convinced me not to purchase the product, it is still very well done with all the required bits of an ad.
Best wishes to you in the contest with this gem. :)
Gloria
reply by the author on 19-Mar-2019
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Superb billboard and magazine ad for the contest here. Even though I believe you've convinced me not to purchase the product, it is still very well done with all the required bits of an ad.
Best wishes to you in the contest with this gem. :)
Gloria
Comment Written 19-Mar-2019
reply by the author on 19-Mar-2019
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Thank you Gloria. I actually had a lot of fun putting it together. I missed my calling though the sales aren"t going too well. Are you sure I can"t interest you in a rat pack I mean six pack. LOL
Best
John
Comment from Dawn Munro
AAAAAAAAaaaaaahahahahahahaha! Horrific idea. I LOVE it! Oh, the voters are going to have a lot of fun with this contest, I think (if I do say so myself), especially if the entries are anything like this one. Both ads are hilarious, IMHO, but I especially love the one for print -- a promo tour? A website? "Government Health Warning"? HAHAHAHAHAHA! Brilliant!
reply by the author on 18-Mar-2019
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AAAAAAAAaaaaaahahahahahahaha! Horrific idea. I LOVE it! Oh, the voters are going to have a lot of fun with this contest, I think (if I do say so myself), especially if the entries are anything like this one. Both ads are hilarious, IMHO, but I especially love the one for print -- a promo tour? A website? "Government Health Warning"? HAHAHAHAHAHA! Brilliant!
Comment Written 18-Mar-2019
reply by the author on 18-Mar-2019
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Thank you Dawn. LOL
So delighted that you enjoyed reading this. I had a lot of fun writiting. I wonder how many readers will look up the meaning of the phobia listed under the Health Warning. Just another little surprise desjgned to titillate.
It was hard choice picking which product to promote. It was a toss up between Rats Milk and Bat Shite. Maybe I should have gone with Bat Shite because the Rats Milk sales have gone to hell. LOL.
Thanks again
John
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HAHAHAHA!!!
Comment from JudyE
Haha. This is very clever although I still don't want to drink rats' milk. Did you want to put an apostrophe after rats? It probably doesn't matter for an ad. Just sayin'. Good luck with the contest.
reply by the author on 18-Mar-2019
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Haha. This is very clever although I still don't want to drink rats' milk. Did you want to put an apostrophe after rats? It probably doesn't matter for an ad. Just sayin'. Good luck with the contest.
Comment Written 17-Mar-2019
reply by the author on 18-Mar-2019
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Haha Thanks Judy.
This product just ain't selling well at all. Must be the fault of that dang missing apostrophe. Lol
Thank you so much for your kind words.
Best
John
Comment from Sandra Stoner-Mitchell
I think I'll give that milk a miss, if you don't mind! LOL! You certainly have a fabulous entry here, but I wonder how many would take the plunge and buy it. This is so well thought out, and I'm sure it's a strong contender. Good luck! :) Sandra xx
reply by the author on 16-Mar-2019
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I think I'll give that milk a miss, if you don't mind! LOL! You certainly have a fabulous entry here, but I wonder how many would take the plunge and buy it. This is so well thought out, and I'm sure it's a strong contender. Good luck! :) Sandra xx
Comment Written 16-Mar-2019
reply by the author on 16-Mar-2019
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Haha Thank you Sandra.
I will put you on the don't call list then. Sales aren't going too well to be honest. LOL
Thank you for your kind comments much appreciated.
Best
John
Comment from Jannypan (Jan)
This reads just like those annoying infomericals that one hears on tv. No, I'm not criticizing your work. Far from it. To say what I did is a compliment because it does sound real. Good job on everything. I believe I will pass on buying any of this product. Thanks for sharing and best wishes. Jan
reply by the author on 15-Mar-2019
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This reads just like those annoying infomericals that one hears on tv. No, I'm not criticizing your work. Far from it. To say what I did is a compliment because it does sound real. Good job on everything. I believe I will pass on buying any of this product. Thanks for sharing and best wishes. Jan
Comment Written 15-Mar-2019
reply by the author on 15-Mar-2019
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Ha ha Jan. Sales are not going well at all. I think they are getting ready to fire the copy writer.
Thanks for your encouraging words.
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John
Comment from Miss Sherry
How clever are you? This is very good and sounds almost like a real product. Oh, yucky!! This ought to help with overpopulation as well. "A glass a day and you will die where you lay." You ought to be able to get a job from this copy!
reply by the author on 15-Mar-2019
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How clever are you? This is very good and sounds almost like a real product. Oh, yucky!! This ought to help with overpopulation as well. "A glass a day and you will die where you lay." You ought to be able to get a job from this copy!
Comment Written 15-Mar-2019
reply by the author on 15-Mar-2019
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Ha ha. I took a shot at this for the 'craic' as we say in Ireland.
It was a bit of fun.
Thanks Sherri for the encouraging comments.
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John
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You are a hoot!!
