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The Best Essay Ever Written

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Comment from damommy
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Is someone giving you a hard time? Just point them out to me. LOL.

You've said it like it is in such a witty, inoffensive way. You're right, I think. Popularity is a big part of it, BUT a writer wouldn't be popular if their work was no good. Right?

You know you are a good writer, and so do we all. Just give a big ole raspberry to all the others. We all love ya. 8-)

 Comment Written 17-Sep-2016

Comment from Dawn Munro
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I refuse to re-name you. You have the moniker I gave you, and it is a special honor reserved for an elite few.

But I have a question for you (before I actually get to the review -LOL)...does that mean nobody likes me if I have been nominated for POM several times but never won? (LOL)

I loved this TB - truly loved it, every word. You entertain with such panache in this essay. May I have those pictures? Signed, please...(LOL).

Six-worthy, my love; alas, they were stolen by aliens on Monday - honestly. Would I lie? (*smile*) ***********************Outstanding!*************************

 Comment Written 17-Sep-2016

Comment from bichonfrisegirl
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Ha! If you can't toot your own horn, who will! Seriously, you are one great writer!! Congrats on your win, SOM! Hmmm ... somehow I like the sound of Mikey better ... just has a more friendly ring to it. :) Pretty much everything you've said about the contests is bang on.

This was a fun write. Well done, Mikey!

Connie

 Comment Written 17-Sep-2016

Comment from Pantygynt
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Only the winner would dare take the whole business apart as you have done here. Only you could have done it with such self effacing modest humour (reversed hyperbole) I think yhey call that. Lol.

Do it again next month and we might believe you. Was the emperor really wearing no clothes?

A great fun read.

 Comment Written 15-Sep-2016

Comment from l.raven
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OTFLMELAO you...Hi Michael...first...CONGRATULATIONS....Maaaaaaaaan...trust me you deserved to win...you are a great writer Michael...I have read you many times...and I may not have ever taught you anything about writing...but I enjoyed reading you...a great job you...sooooo funny...and yet so true...very well written you...love Linda xxoo

 Comment Written 14-Sep-2016

Comment from Lovinia
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Dearest SOMaaaaan!

If the shoes fits .... WEAR IT ... I say!!!! btw - do you wear shoes??

Of course it's all your fault .... I've been concentrating on the Potlatch and by the time I review and write a poem and then review all the other Potlatch peeps, I've been neglecting those I fan, poets and even more so the writers (including you) as I'm not on here enuff. Thus said, I'm now seeing why I've read your work ever since you joined, though not all as I couldn't possibly keep up with your prolific pace in the first year or so... I do dream about you every night though!! lol

I have to agree, that you ARE the best author in the world ... my world, anyway ... and many others that find that you can be most entertaining, that said I also fin that you do have a lot to say which is educational, heartfelt, philosophical, that includes great social commentary also.. Of course there is no requirement that you be the most exceptional, though, that said, it is often that true. That all being the case, I do AGREE with everything that you've said here, even that bit which I hadn't thought of yet. I just love that cute little freckled-faced kid that appears from time to time on my screen and that cute ever-so-slightly aging, yet still most sexy and attractive face that appears every time I visit your space.

I do want you to know that while you are always considered when I vote, I do read everyone's entry and vote accordingly. I vote for you often and often someone beats you to the mark. I think if you disappeared from FS, I'd CHOKE ON THAT!!!! If I think of disappearing, I think of YOU and read some of your WORK. You keep me sane, that may be just barely, but none-the-less, TRUE!!!!!! Love YOU, Love YOUR WRITING< LOVE THAT YOU WON!!!!!!!!! CONGRATULaTIONS!!!!!!! ..... HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHA!!!!!!!
Love, hugs and chocolate kisses - Lovi xoxoxo

 Comment Written 13-Sep-2016

Comment from barkingdog
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And for fifty-two cents (maybe more) I'll buy this.
Your usual tongue-in-cheek humor comes through as does your tell-it-like-it-is attitude.
(I just realized-- I do use a lot of commas. Is there a cure for that? haha)

Loved the pictures. Is that you as a boy or a monument? hee-hee

Keep it up-- I mean the sock-it-to-em attitude.

:) e

 Comment Written 13-Sep-2016

Comment from Jay Squires
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Who couldn't stay friends with a cute, freckle-faced kid like you, but I thought I'd better set the record straight about one thing: I never corrected you for "that's" Mikey. I wondered why you kept removing them. I thought you were just being gullible and did everything the reviewer suggested. It was the "than's" I was talking about. Far, far too many "than's" in your writings. I figured some other reviewer would set you straight and cautiously advise you to add a "that" here and there, to make your sentences more congruent.

Everything else is just hunky-dory, my friend. If you are not the best writer here, no one can deny you are the most prolific--and I can't think of a more supportive and kind-hearted person on FanStory.

 Comment Written 13-Sep-2016

Comment from MissMerri
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Well... it was pretty obvious from the beginning you were joking, but you do make some excellent points along the way. I guess there is no getting away from the fact that voting contests will, in many instances, draw friends' votes but chances are, they are your friends because they like your writing.

I do think there have been some changes recently in the way these POM's, BOM's and SOM's are selected. It used to have something to do with the ratio of six star reviews to number of total reviews received... which meant sometimes not great works were in the running, just because someone got five reviews and four were six's, but lately it is done differently, so I think it is truly an honor to be nominated, and a BIG honor to win. So... I congratulate you on this impressive accomplishment, and hope you will continue to find yourself in the winner's circle in many, many contests. No one I know would complain about a top-notch writer winning repeatedly. (Incidentally... thanks for reminding me I'm not very popular around here. I've been trying to forget. ;"[ LOL ) I enjoyed reading this very much. You are quite funny sometimes... well, often.

 Comment Written 13-Sep-2016

Comment from barbara.wilkey
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By the way, I have had an editor tell me that she wishes 'that' would be remove from language. To be honest I lost faith in the contests here on FS because I have been notified on private e-mails to vote for certain people so I figure if I was contacted so are other people. I simple stay away from contests.

 Comment Written 13-Sep-2016