Tips for FS Starting Beginners
Righting Trips for Beginners Who Are Just Starting Out40 total reviews
Comment from Jackarrie
I got a laugh at your intention of giving advice, collins on line is a great help, although if you right click on the word the right spelling appears like magic, I am glad you take bad reviews as learning . But I do not agree with you about the six rating. So I hope you will like me because I have decided to give you a 5 and hope you will look up Collins dictionary on line. com.
Well done Mary
reply by the author on 24-Nov-2013
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I got a laugh at your intention of giving advice, collins on line is a great help, although if you right click on the word the right spelling appears like magic, I am glad you take bad reviews as learning . But I do not agree with you about the six rating. So I hope you will like me because I have decided to give you a 5 and hope you will look up Collins dictionary on line. com.
Well done Mary
Comment Written 24-Nov-2013
reply by the author on 24-Nov-2013
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I'm sorry, I cannot accept a mere five for the invaluable information that you received, not only free, but with a bonus of 62 cents of FS curreencey which is nothing to be sneezed at since it isn't too weighty and will blow away. And suggesting that I might need a dictionary is like suggesting Obama needs a health plan. I forgive you however for your "well done" which shows you are a woman of taste after all, only a little cheap with the star thing. :) Seriously, thanks for reading and reviewing, Dennis
Comment from michaelcahill
I am so pleased to give you these three stars. I noticed you misspelled beleeve but eye doesn't going to marke you down for this. about tyme somewon tolded us somethink whee can actulee usz to ipwoov are whiteng. bwavooo@@@@ mi6ey
P.S. I showed this to my wife who howled with laughter at it. She considers it the best thing she has read on this site. The piece I spent all day on she thought was "Okay", hahaha!! So I raised you to two stars!
reply by the author on 24-Nov-2013
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I am so pleased to give you these three stars. I noticed you misspelled beleeve but eye doesn't going to marke you down for this. about tyme somewon tolded us somethink whee can actulee usz to ipwoov are whiteng. bwavooo@@@@ mi6ey
P.S. I showed this to my wife who howled with laughter at it. She considers it the best thing she has read on this site. The piece I spent all day on she thought was "Okay", hahaha!! So I raised you to two stars!
Comment Written 24-Nov-2013
reply by the author on 24-Nov-2013
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Your wife sounds like a woman of discretion and taste who perhaps married beneath her. But you must have some intangible quality undiscovered in your writing that attracted her in the first place. Or perhaps, besides her other outstanding virtues she is also a woman of deep compassion drawn to help the slow-witted, the little bird with the broken (mental) wing? :)
You lucky dog! Seriously, thanks for writing your illegible review. I think it must be great. LOL Dennis
Comment from Roxanna Andrews
I'm giving you a 6 so you will like me. This is just too funny. I always enjoy a good laugh so thanks. I'm very sorry to hear your grammar has been in heaven for 50yrs. I think mine may have joined her. Good job. Rox
reply by the author on 24-Nov-2013
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I'm giving you a 6 so you will like me. This is just too funny. I always enjoy a good laugh so thanks. I'm very sorry to hear your grammar has been in heaven for 50yrs. I think mine may have joined her. Good job. Rox
Comment Written 24-Nov-2013
reply by the author on 24-Nov-2013
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Thanks Rox, but why are you sorry about my Gramma? :) I got a three star from a newbie who took it seriously but added some very encouraging, albeit unwarrented words, to the effect that I was a good writer who just needed to straighten out a few errors! LOL Dennis
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Kids today! They just have no sence of homer. :)
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:) ain't it the truth
Comment from Gladness
This is hilarious!!!! I was laughing so much as I read it my husband even commented,"Must be a good one." You see I took your advise and plastered a six on here, haha, you really deserve it, my friend :)
reply by the author on 24-Nov-2013
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This is hilarious!!!! I was laughing so much as I read it my husband even commented,"Must be a good one." You see I took your advise and plastered a six on here, haha, you really deserve it, my friend :)
Comment Written 24-Nov-2013
reply by the author on 24-Nov-2013
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Love that you enjoyed it. I got a three star from a newbie who took it seriously but added some very encouraging, albeit unwarrented words, to the effect that I was a good writer who just needed to straighten out a few errors! LOL Dennis Thanks for the sixer! God's best to you and your husband always.
Comment from adewpearl
some polish writers - polished
every now and then at times - either every now and then OR at times, not both
expertease - expertise
new bees - newbies
OK - now I see the joke - all this misspelling is on purpose as a satire LOL
I was starting to get worried! ;-)
This is hilarious - I love the advice in all its misspelled glory and in all its misguided attitude LOL :-) Brooke
reply by the author on 24-Nov-2013
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some polish writers - polished
every now and then at times - either every now and then OR at times, not both
expertease - expertise
new bees - newbies
OK - now I see the joke - all this misspelling is on purpose as a satire LOL
I was starting to get worried! ;-)
This is hilarious - I love the advice in all its misspelled glory and in all its misguided attitude LOL :-) Brooke
Comment Written 23-Nov-2013
reply by the author on 24-Nov-2013
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Aw, Brooke! I got a three from a newbie who took it seriously but added some very encouraging, albeit unwarrented words, to the effect that I was a good writer who just needed to straighten out a few errors! LOL Gotcha! :) Thanks, Dennis
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Hey, if the reviewer took all those mistakes seriously and still gave you a 3, he must have thought you're a pretty good writer! LOL
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never thought of that, you're right! LOL
Comment from lancellot
LOL. I have to give it you. There have been so many of these writing tips for new members and old, and all from us who are still paying people to read our work, instead of the other way around. This was Damn funny.
reply by the author on 24-Nov-2013
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LOL. I have to give it you. There have been so many of these writing tips for new members and old, and all from us who are still paying people to read our work, instead of the other way around. This was Damn funny.
Comment Written 23-Nov-2013
reply by the author on 24-Nov-2013
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Hey thanks, glad you liked it. I got a three from a newbie who took it seriously but added some very encouraging, albeit unwarrented words, to the effect that I was a good writer who just needed to straighten out a few errors! LOL Dennis
Comment from denhagan
This was a delightful short story to read--which made me laugh--where the author free shared writing tips with his readers. I noticed you skipped number eight--probably deliberately :)
reply by the author on 24-Nov-2013
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This was a delightful short story to read--which made me laugh--where the author free shared writing tips with his readers. I noticed you skipped number eight--probably deliberately :)
Comment Written 23-Nov-2013
reply by the author on 24-Nov-2013
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Hey thanks, glad you liked it. I got a three from a newbie who took it seriously but added some very encouraging, albeit unwarrented words, to the effect that I was a good writer who just needed to straighten out a few errors! LOL Dennis
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You're welcome. Yes, it's amazing just how much knowledge the new people (not all of them fortunately) have and the desire to show everyone how to properly write. :)
Dennis
Comment from Carole Rosa
Deniz, Very humorous. My first thought was that your story was going to be an actual English lesson. As I read word for word, I learned very quickly that you have a keen sense of humor. Nice job. Carole
reply by the author on 23-Nov-2013
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Deniz, Very humorous. My first thought was that your story was going to be an actual English lesson. As I read word for word, I learned very quickly that you have a keen sense of humor. Nice job. Carole
Comment Written 23-Nov-2013
reply by the author on 23-Nov-2013
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Thanks Carole, glad you "got it"! I'm still laughing at the review I got from someone who just joined FS. Here it is;"You might want to use spell check....This is a bit hypocritical since you say to avoid misspelling and in fact spelt misspelling wrong... But after you fix that it would be a fine essay/article. Your a good writer!
You just need to fix your spelling and sentences a bit :)
Hope I helped!" I got three stars from this sincere newbie! LOL
Comment from Drums4life
You might want to use spell check....This is a bit hypocritical since you say to avoid misspelling and in fact spelt misspelling wrong... But after you fix that it would be a fine essay/article. Your a good writer!
You just need to fix your spelling and sentences a bit :)
Hope I helped!
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reply by the author on 23-Nov-2013
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You might want to use spell check....This is a bit hypocritical since you say to avoid misspelling and in fact spelt misspelling wrong... But after you fix that it would be a fine essay/article. Your a good writer!
You just need to fix your spelling and sentences a bit :)
Hope I helped!
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Comment Written 23-Nov-2013
reply by the author on 23-Nov-2013
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Drums4life, I see that you just joined FS;welcome! I'm glad you took the time to read my piece and offer your review. I'm sorry to see that you apparently didn't notice that it was all in fun and intentionally very bad. :) No offense taken by me, I assure you but you perhaps need to read a little more closely? :)
Comment from Cindy Warren
That's funny. I usually don't take away stars for typos; I just point them out and trust the author to fix them. If it's really bad, like the 5-7-5 that's really a 12-19-8, I just leave it alone. I'm sure all the newbies, and the reviewers too, got your message loud and clear; good job there, but your grammar really is too bad to give you a six. LOL
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reply by the author on 23-Nov-2013
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That's funny. I usually don't take away stars for typos; I just point them out and trust the author to fix them. If it's really bad, like the 5-7-5 that's really a 12-19-8, I just leave it alone. I'm sure all the newbies, and the reviewers too, got your message loud and clear; good job there, but your grammar really is too bad to give you a six. LOL
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Comment Written 23-Nov-2013
reply by the author on 23-Nov-2013
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Thanks Cindy, glad you "got it"! I'm still laughing at the review I got from someone who just joined FS. Here it is;"You might want to use spell check....This is a bit hypocritical since you say to avoid misspelling and in fact spelt misspelling wrong... But after you fix that it would be a fine essay/article. Your a good writer! You just need to fix your spelling and sentences a bit :)
Hope I helped!" I got three stars from this sincere newbie! LOL
