''Brief'' Shopping Expedition
Scott learns that size matters35 total reviews
Comment from BethShelby
I love it LIz. Don't spend you member dollars for something that won't be read. I predict you'll be back and the dollars will be there for you when you reactivate. I had over $900. when I reactivated after ten years.
reply by the author on 20-Jan-2022
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I love it LIz. Don't spend you member dollars for something that won't be read. I predict you'll be back and the dollars will be there for you when you reactivate. I had over $900. when I reactivated after ten years.
Comment Written 15-Jan-2022
reply by the author on 20-Jan-2022
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I had fun with this one. His mother has been dead for 30 years--his underwear must have been in shreds! Cheers. LIZ I remember you said that your $$$$$ was there!
Comment from Spitfire
Ouch. Barbie really knows how to make any man feel 'small'. Always enjoy hearing about Scott's escapades. She looked at his 'package'. LOL. A well written lead up to this final humorous line.
reply by the author on 20-Jan-2022
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Ouch. Barbie really knows how to make any man feel 'small'. Always enjoy hearing about Scott's escapades. She looked at his 'package'. LOL. A well written lead up to this final humorous line.
Comment Written 15-Jan-2022
reply by the author on 20-Jan-2022
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I had fun with this one. His mother has been dead for 30 years--his underwear must have been in shreds! Cheers. LIZ
Comment from Begin Again
Poor Scott...what a closing act! Not knowing even how to buy his own underwear. I know there are men who have everything done for them, but this seems a bit over the top. And I never did like Barbie...a little too high society and now rude.
I will miss you, Liz. But I understand about too much happening in one's life. I don't think I will be writing as much either. Something is missing so maybe it's time to polish my past stories and see if I can self publish. I wish you the best regardless and I hope we stay in touch.
Hugs, Carol
reply by the author on 20-Jan-2022
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Poor Scott...what a closing act! Not knowing even how to buy his own underwear. I know there are men who have everything done for them, but this seems a bit over the top. And I never did like Barbie...a little too high society and now rude.
I will miss you, Liz. But I understand about too much happening in one's life. I don't think I will be writing as much either. Something is missing so maybe it's time to polish my past stories and see if I can self publish. I wish you the best regardless and I hope we stay in touch.
Hugs, Carol
Comment Written 15-Jan-2022
reply by the author on 20-Jan-2022
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I had fun with this one. His mother has been dead for 30 years--his underwear must have been in shreds! Cheers. LIZ
Comment from royowen
Poor Scott, one could possibly be slightly offended, but also could be a clever ambiguous remark, but of course, I don't believe it heh heh. I'm sorry you're going, but I'm sure I'll see you again, you've been great here, congratulations on your trophy win, well done, blessings Roy
reply by the author on 20-Jan-2022
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Poor Scott, one could possibly be slightly offended, but also could be a clever ambiguous remark, but of course, I don't believe it heh heh. I'm sorry you're going, but I'm sure I'll see you again, you've been great here, congratulations on your trophy win, well done, blessings Roy
Comment Written 15-Jan-2022
reply by the author on 20-Jan-2022
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I had fun with this one. His mother has been dead for 30 years--his underwear must have been in shreds! Cheers. LIZ
Comment from Sanku
I am sorry I wont get to read Scott tidbits unless I go to your profile. I will remember to do that... Scott seems to be a victim of circumstances ! such a kind hearted soul!
Rude Barbie!
reply by the author on 20-Jan-2022
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I am sorry I wont get to read Scott tidbits unless I go to your profile. I will remember to do that... Scott seems to be a victim of circumstances ! such a kind hearted soul!
Rude Barbie!
Comment Written 15-Jan-2022
reply by the author on 20-Jan-2022
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I had fun with this one. His mother has been dead for 30 years--his underwear must have been in shreds! Cheers. LIZ So far, no Scott stories on my profile--just a mundane rant!
Comment from karenina
What? But I'm taking a break! Oh, Liz....you could not post this final gem without me sneaking off hiatus to wish you well in your future endeavors, tell you (again!) how fine your writing is, vow to keep in touch, and leave six shiny stars! I'll be watching for your
repromotions! How rude of Barbie to assess "small." I hear MEDIUM is just right!
(Smile....)
Karenina
reply by the author on 20-Jan-2022
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What? But I'm taking a break! Oh, Liz....you could not post this final gem without me sneaking off hiatus to wish you well in your future endeavors, tell you (again!) how fine your writing is, vow to keep in touch, and leave six shiny stars! I'll be watching for your
repromotions! How rude of Barbie to assess "small." I hear MEDIUM is just right!
(Smile....)
Karenina
Comment Written 15-Jan-2022
reply by the author on 20-Jan-2022
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Thankssssss! I had fun with this one. His mother has been dead for 30 years--his underwear must have been in shreds! Cheers. LIZ
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Cheerios, indeed!
Comment from Monica Chaddick
This is hilarious! I will miss seeing your posts. Is there a reason you are not re-signing? Just a side note - my youngest son, Cody, has contracted the lovely gift that keeps on giving - Covid.
reply by the author on 20-Jan-2022
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This is hilarious! I will miss seeing your posts. Is there a reason you are not re-signing? Just a side note - my youngest son, Cody, has contracted the lovely gift that keeps on giving - Covid.
Comment Written 15-Jan-2022
reply by the author on 20-Jan-2022
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I had fun with this one. His mother has been dead for 30 years--his underwear must have been in shreds! Cheers. LIZ My reason is explained in FAREWELL FRIENDS--in sum--I'm spread too thin!
Comment from Wendy G
Oh so humorous. Poor Scott! He never can win. I am missing your regular stories so I must remember to go to your profile page. I thought you were still able to review if we ticked the box for non-writers to review. I must have misunderstood. Take care. Thinking of you frequently ... and you have my email.
Cheers.
Wendy
("Steroids" - typo)
reply by the author on 20-Jan-2022
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Oh so humorous. Poor Scott! He never can win. I am missing your regular stories so I must remember to go to your profile page. I thought you were still able to review if we ticked the box for non-writers to review. I must have misunderstood. Take care. Thinking of you frequently ... and you have my email.
Cheers.
Wendy
("Steroids" - typo)
Comment Written 15-Jan-2022
reply by the author on 20-Jan-2022
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I had fun with this one. His mother has been dead for 30 years--his underwear must have been in shreds! Cheers. LIZ My "reviews" will be via PM.
Comment from Eunice Amero
True story, Some people are so ignorant. I would had smiled at him. It wouldn't matter if he was a few minutes. That's what's the matter with our world. There is not much love in the world. People are too in a hurry and they would kill for a penny. Good job AND good luck
reply by the author on 20-Jan-2022
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True story, Some people are so ignorant. I would had smiled at him. It wouldn't matter if he was a few minutes. That's what's the matter with our world. There is not much love in the world. People are too in a hurry and they would kill for a penny. Good job AND good luck
Comment Written 15-Jan-2022
reply by the author on 20-Jan-2022
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I had fun with this one. His mother has been dead for 30 years--his underwear must have been in shreds! Cheers. LIZ
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You are welcome
Comment from Jay Squires
Aaaaaaw, this is your last post! I thought maybe you'd reconsidered. You know that Karenina is leaving us as well, don't you.
It looked as if Ken had beefed up with steriods and Barbie had boosted her udders. [Hahaha, Choice! Psssst, you misspelled "steroids".]
Barbie bent over, peered at Scott's package and said: Small. [The package in his hands, or his, um, manly package?]
I'll see you over on Medium. I need to start posting there before they close my bank account. See you ...
Jay
reply by the author on 20-Jan-2022
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Aaaaaaw, this is your last post! I thought maybe you'd reconsidered. You know that Karenina is leaving us as well, don't you.
It looked as if Ken had beefed up with steriods and Barbie had boosted her udders. [Hahaha, Choice! Psssst, you misspelled "steroids".]
Barbie bent over, peered at Scott's package and said: Small. [The package in his hands, or his, um, manly package?]
I'll see you over on Medium. I need to start posting there before they close my bank account. See you ...
Jay
Comment Written 15-Jan-2022
reply by the author on 20-Jan-2022
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I had fun with this one. His mother has been dead for 30 years--his underwear must have been in shreds! Cheers. LIZ Thanks--fixed that typo before I read this.
