''Brief'' Shopping Expedition
Scott learns that size matters34 total reviews
Comment from Mary Kay Bonfante
Liz, this is a very funny story! I do hope, for Scott's sake, that you were using creative license in the punchline -- I imagine that such an experience would be very embarrassing. "Barbie and Ken incarnate", and "upgraded" -- that's totally hilarious. Cheers, Liz, and a BIG LOL.
reply by the author on 02-Feb-2022
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Liz, this is a very funny story! I do hope, for Scott's sake, that you were using creative license in the punchline -- I imagine that such an experience would be very embarrassing. "Barbie and Ken incarnate", and "upgraded" -- that's totally hilarious. Cheers, Liz, and a BIG LOL.
Comment Written 02-Feb-2022
reply by the author on 02-Feb-2022
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I had fun with this one. His mother has been dead for 30 years--his underwear must have been in shreds! The punchline was as he told it. Caveat: unlike me, he tends to exaggerate. Cheers. LIZ
Comment from F. William Lester
Very good. I feel his pain and laughed out loud at the description of the event. What a blow. I hoped he laughed at it. Nice work. I'll miss your tidbits of life's little mysteries. Thanks for the laugh and a great story. Good luck and stay well.
reply by the author on 20-Jan-2022
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Very good. I feel his pain and laughed out loud at the description of the event. What a blow. I hoped he laughed at it. Nice work. I'll miss your tidbits of life's little mysteries. Thanks for the laugh and a great story. Good luck and stay well.
Comment Written 17-Jan-2022
reply by the author on 20-Jan-2022
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Thankssssss! I had fun with this one. Cheers. LIZ
Comment from aryr
This was actually hilarious, Elizabeth. Now, I ask you, what man who is available and ready for marriage does not rely on his mother to buy his unmentionables, lol. I will openly admit to many years ago, having a husband (now deceased) who had no clue to his size nor that everything should be prewashed before wearing. Will miss you!!!
reply by the author on 20-Jan-2022
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This was actually hilarious, Elizabeth. Now, I ask you, what man who is available and ready for marriage does not rely on his mother to buy his unmentionables, lol. I will openly admit to many years ago, having a husband (now deceased) who had no clue to his size nor that everything should be prewashed before wearing. Will miss you!!!
Comment Written 16-Jan-2022
reply by the author on 20-Jan-2022
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I had fun with this one. His mother has been dead for 30 years--his underwear must have been in shreds! Cheers. LIZ
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That is totally amazing Elizabeth. You are so welcome.
Comment from Jannypan (Jan)
Well, that was uncalled for from Ms., Barbie. You did a good job, Liz, with this true story. Not sure if Scott wanted it out there for everyone to read.
Best wishes in your new endeavors.
Respectfully, Jan
reply by the author on 20-Jan-2022
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Well, that was uncalled for from Ms., Barbie. You did a good job, Liz, with this true story. Not sure if Scott wanted it out there for everyone to read.
Best wishes in your new endeavors.
Respectfully, Jan
Comment Written 15-Jan-2022
reply by the author on 20-Jan-2022
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I had fun with this one. His mother has been dead for 30 years--his underwear must have been in shreds! Cheers. LIZ
Comment from Mary Shifman
This is another humous story on the Scott saga. I do hate to see you go. I've enjoyed your stories. I'm glad you'll continue writing and I'll check your profile page, and I'll check for reposts, Good luck on your future adventures.
reply by the author on 20-Jan-2022
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This is another humous story on the Scott saga. I do hate to see you go. I've enjoyed your stories. I'm glad you'll continue writing and I'll check your profile page, and I'll check for reposts, Good luck on your future adventures.
Comment Written 15-Jan-2022
reply by the author on 20-Jan-2022
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I had fun with this one. His mother has been dead for 30 years--his underwear must have been in shreds! Cheers. LIZ
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This reminded me of my ex.
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Got your email--thanks!
Comment from T B Botts
Liz,
You're going out with a bang. I do hope that eventually you'll be into full fledged membership again. I've missed your writing. I'm not too savvy with the computer lingo or anything else computers I guess, but I'll do what I can to follow you. So the udders were upgraded a bit were they? How colorful! Of course my mind goes places where it's best not going, but that happens anyway, so I guess I can't blame you. You're one in a million gal. Hope to hear from you again soon.
God bless and keep you.
Tom
reply by the author on 20-Jan-2022
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Liz,
You're going out with a bang. I do hope that eventually you'll be into full fledged membership again. I've missed your writing. I'm not too savvy with the computer lingo or anything else computers I guess, but I'll do what I can to follow you. So the udders were upgraded a bit were they? How colorful! Of course my mind goes places where it's best not going, but that happens anyway, so I guess I can't blame you. You're one in a million gal. Hope to hear from you again soon.
God bless and keep you.
Tom
Comment Written 15-Jan-2022
reply by the author on 20-Jan-2022
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Thankssssss Tom! I had fun with this one. His mother has been dead for 30 years--his underwear must have been in shreds! Cheers. LIZ
Comment from damommy
What a strange couple, and how insulting Barbie was. I hope you miss us so much you will come back to us soon, Elizabeth. Stay safe and well. We'll miss you.
reply by the author on 20-Jan-2022
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What a strange couple, and how insulting Barbie was. I hope you miss us so much you will come back to us soon, Elizabeth. Stay safe and well. We'll miss you.
Comment Written 15-Jan-2022
reply by the author on 20-Jan-2022
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I had fun with this one. His mother has been dead for 30 years--his underwear must have been in shreds! Cheers. LIZ
Comment from GregoryCody
Wait why are you not doing premium anymore? That just made me sad. And this story is good. I love the way you write. It's so refreshing and REAL. Please stay here.
reply by the author on 20-Jan-2022
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Wait why are you not doing premium anymore? That just made me sad. And this story is good. I love the way you write. It's so refreshing and REAL. Please stay here.
Comment Written 15-Jan-2022
reply by the author on 20-Jan-2022
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Thankssssss Gregory! I sent a PM on your question. I had fun with this one. His mother has been dead for 30 years--his underwear must have been in shreds! Cheers. LIZ
Comment from Midi O
A little penis story! This deserves a six. Going out in style! We will miss you and your adventures. Take care, Liz
Thanks for all your contributions. You have made me laugh many times!
reply by the author on 20-Jan-2022
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A little penis story! This deserves a six. Going out in style! We will miss you and your adventures. Take care, Liz
Thanks for all your contributions. You have made me laugh many times!
Comment Written 15-Jan-2022
reply by the author on 20-Jan-2022
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Thankssssss Midi. I had fun with this one. His mother has been dead for 30 years--his underwear must have been in shreds! Cheers. LIZ
Comment from Wayne Fowler
Excellent work. I enjoyed reading it. I'm not sure that Barbie would need, or benefit by boosting her udders though.
Good luck with your future writings.
reply by the author on 20-Jan-2022
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Excellent work. I enjoyed reading it. I'm not sure that Barbie would need, or benefit by boosting her udders though.
Good luck with your future writings.
Comment Written 15-Jan-2022
reply by the author on 20-Jan-2022
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Thanks Wayne--nice to see you again. I had fun with this one. His mother has been dead for 30 years--his underwear must have been in shreds! Cheers. LIZ