The Real Cause of Global WarmingThread Started December 17 at 7:47PM
What the hell is wrong with Bannon the Destroyer? Doesn't he know the politically correct term for climate change has been changed to extreme weather and any government agency who uses the wrong key word will be cut off the gravy train tout suite and post haste too.
But here's some science-based, erm post dystopian based facts to chew on.
Apparently the real cause of global warming is bitcoins and porn.
Those Bene Gesserit witches were holding out all this time.
Reply on December 17, 2017 08:46 PM << Modifed December 17 at 9:23PM >>
Although the article you link to is absolutely 100% totally correct (NewSpeak for "wrong"), I do feel they have missed the obvious connection between BitCoin and porn, and the reason for the explosion of interest in both. What is the common denominator? They are both driven by FOMO - the Fear of Missing Out.
Paradoxically, an overabundance of interest in either will result in males in particular falling victim to the very thing they seek to avoid - as no female will come within cooee of them.
I was pleased to note that the reason they attributed global warming to porn was an increase in electricity used to surf the sites. My initial fear was they were going to go down a different path and start discussing Leonardo's discovery of friction.
As Confuscius once said:
"Man with solution in hand probably been to Pornhub".
Just my two cents worth (0.00000106 bitcoins, at the time of writing).
Reply on December 17, 2017 10:02 PM
I know! I thought it was just wrong to call it a BitCoin when it should've been called a WhopperCoin especially if you're going to interrelate it to pron.
But I am pleased to announced there is an exciting IPO on the TSX and that is the SodHut&YakchipCoin. We know our stock very well up here or over there in Canada. We ain't into none of that kinky stuff in the Great White North cause we like renewable coins.
Word of Caution: It seems the Wright Brothers just invented an Incredible Flying Machine today so there may be some trading competition.
Reply on December 17, 2017 10:07 PM
I do wish you'd keep up with your TrumpSpeak - it's just been announced that they will henceforth be known as the Wrong brothers.
Reply on December 17, 2017 10:11 PM
Oops, my good. I don't think I'm not getting the hang of it, no?
Reply on December 17, 2017 10:13 PM
Correction, wouldn't it be the wrong sisters? Great comeback though. LMFAO.
Reply on December 17, 2017 10:23 PM
LOL - I think you've got it down pat - move over Kellyanne!
Reply on December 17, 2017 11:57 PM
You must've mistaken me for someone who lacks ambition, Craig. While Kellyanne keeps a few good shticks in her bag of gags, like the microwave spying thing, (that I must admit to finding rather entertaining), I can out ADD, OCD, ABD and alternative facts her any.day.of.the.week. Plus I have the secret weapon--convoluted thinking based on objective reality. Yeah.
Don't even forget about it. I would start right off rewriting the good book to reflect the truth. Two (or maybe more) can play this rearranging history game President Trump. So what say you? Do I get the job?
Reply on December 18, 2017 12:39 AM
That would make it a very small book.
Propagation of truth? What kind of communist subversive are you? Thanks for applying - next!
Reply on December 18, 2017 01:18 AM
Sir, might I remind you that the Mayor of London is taking you up on that IQ test you demanded in a fit of pique your first month in office. Terrible mistake that, but we might be able to avert that situation by drawing attention elsewhere? Sleight of IQ as it were. We wouldn't want a repeat of your sixth grade crisis of confidence would we?
Fewer and fewer people are believing and more and more left out of prosperity are forming the resistance which grows stronger while we speak. Your people are waiting for a miracle, Sir, and I can create the distraction for you to salvage your flagging prominence from the trash heap. This rewrite would be just the thing. :))
Reply on December 18, 2017 04:20 AM
Oh well, OK then. But only if you promise to tell everyone how clever and important I am.
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