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   Thread Started October 24 at 1:00AM

Owing to the fact that this topic appears to have died a slow and silent death, I thought I'd liven it up with an old joke (no, not Donald Trump - a FUNNY joke).

C.S. Lewis and Bertrand Russell are having a debate about the existence of God. It starts off all politeness and courtesy, but after a couple of hours, things start to get rather heated.

Lewis: You, Mr Russell, are like a blindfolded man in a dark room, looking for a black cat that isn't there!

Russell: What a coincidence, Mr Lewis. For I see you as a blindfolded man in a dark room, looking for a black cat that isn't there. The only difference is - you've found it!

Please feel free to add to your own favourites into the mix. But I must warn you - if you think having God on your side gives you an advantage - I've got Dave Allen!



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Reply on October 24, 2017 03:53 AM
Q: How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Two. One to actually change the bulb, and the other to videotape the job so fundamentalists won't claim that god did it.

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Reply on October 24, 2017 04:01 AM
Hehe Emma.

Buddhist to pizza guy:
"Make me one with everything."

Q: How many buddhists does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Change comes from within.

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Reply on October 24, 2017 05:26 PM
Why shouldn't American Skeptics be entitled to tax-exempt status? They're a non-prophet organisation.

(Feel free to substitute your local version of the group in the above - for example, British Skeptics, Australian Skeptics, Skeptics Canada, or, for our New Zealand friends - Kiwi Skiptics. Sorry, Steve!)


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Reply on October 24, 2017 06:07 PM
Ahem ... it's Skeptique Canada. We are proudly a bilingual nation and we want tax-exempt charitable status in both official languages which gives us the double the bang for our loonie. Vive le parti Quebecois and Gabriel Dumont. We trade woodpecker teeth on par.

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Reply on October 24, 2017 06:28 PM << Modifed October 24 at 6:29PM >>
Gloria, I'm sorry, but I don't understand what your country's sexual proclivities have to do with this discussion!


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Reply on October 24, 2017 06:34 PM
Whoops! That's because I forgot about our articles of prophetization. It's supposed to be woodpecker souls. They don't have the bang of the loonie.


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Reply on October 25, 2017 03:14 AM
Sceptics, Craig. We Brits have sceptic non-prophet organisations. No room for the KKK!

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Reply on October 25, 2017 03:52 AM
Terribly sorry to burst your bubble, Emma - but it seems that your countryfolk have capitulated in a similar fashion to ours, at least according to the British Association for Skeptical Enquiry, and the publishers of the British "The Skeptic magazine":

http://www.aske-skeptics.org.uk/

https://www.skeptic.org.uk/about/

I'm as shattered as you at this assault upon our language - in fact, I think I might need to check myself into a wellness clinic to sort myself out!


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Reply on October 31, 2017 10:00 AM
How many transhumanists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

answer:
they don't. . they mate in a testtube


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I must of posted my lame joke twice

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