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It's not just Greenland


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Greenland, the Panama Canal, Canada. I wonder where His Orangeness will set his sights on next? Maybe New Zealand or Australia? Could be some strategic advantage in having a presence in the civil hemisphere. For example, not as many gun freaks means a higher surviving population, which leads to a broader tax base. Plus, plenty of beautiful golf courses. But why stop there? There's a whole big old world out there for the taking.


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RE: It's not just Greenland

It's all for the benefit of the 'free world', though, Craig. Haven't you heard America is going to single-handedly stop climate change and make all the bad guys go away? It can only achieve this if it buys places. Or forcibly takes them. It's for everybody's good, you know.


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RE: It's not just Greenland
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Pretty sure I've heard that somewhere before, Emma. Might need to ask Bennelong about that. 


Guess you're right though. What better way to fix climate change than appointing a climate change denier as head of the EPA?


In any case, 'Emperor Don' does have a more distinguished ring to it than 'President Doucheface'.



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RE: It's not just Greenland
Well since it now seems he's not legally permitted to visit any of our three countries (as in my other thread) he may well want to get back at us in retribution.

I think we can guarantee a rebellious population if he attempts to annex any of the three!

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RE: It's not just Greenland
Yes, well, Bennelong was kidnapped for his own good, you know that, and for the good of his people.

The extensive nuclear testing that went on across huge tracts of land occupied by 'the natives' was of course, for their own benefit. I mean, we cleaned it up a bit and offered it back to them after we finished, didn't we? OK, it might have been a tad radioactive, but what's more important to the liberals? A bit of land and a few natives or saving the world from global nuclear war?

It really is amazing how familiar it all sounds, isn't it?


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RE: It's not just Greenland
America has been annexing the UK by the back door for years. Brexit was very nearly the final nail in the coffin of us becoming a US state in all but name, and I don't believe it won't still happen, to be honest, given how some of us are listening to Elon Musk with open ears and empty minds.

America doesn't have to literally own us. It doesn't have to invade us in the old troops on the ground and missile strikes way. It just has to get into our hearts and minds.

I have said it before, when Lancelott wonders why we all care so much about America. Because America has been 'buying' us for decades.

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RE: It's not just Greenland

Only a child would think that Trump as a head of state will not be allowed entry to those countries. Besides, the conviction is under appeal and unlikely to hold up. Have fun in your thread though.

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How long will the appeal process take, I wonder? The judge in the trial went to extraordinary lengths to ensure a fair proceeding - only the sentencing was a joke. Nevertheless it's 34 felony convictions...

So, I'll play the child and suggest that you really have no idea how much Trump is (rightly) hated in other countries. I can guarantee that there will be enormous protests if any of our governments even think about changing the rules just to please His Pumpkin Majesty.

Curiously, though we all retain a royal personage as our titular Head of State, we all resent the shit out of some puffed-up, pretend Grand Panjandrum asserting rights that the commoners don't have and swaggering about like he owns the place.

Well see.

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If we took over all those countries it would make us way more liberal. No thanks. You guys make better allies than voters.

   



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