


RE: Cabinet picks
TREASURY
Ozempic is a wonder drug
that makes the gays look svelte
it's cleaner than your coffee mug
and tightens up your belt
Bessent is ignescent
and could spark up the economy
his ass was quite an asset
in the flame community
The spending binge is really gross
he says he'll cut the bloat
he has learned his stuff from Soros
and can keep a boat afloat
The deficit has gone to shit
we gotta stop the waste,
let's hope Bessent can achieve it
we all need a slimmer waist
RE: Cabinet picks
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Not everybody’s stupid
Just most, it would appear
It's not true everybody’s dumb
The "RINOs" made that clear
Just most, it would appear
It's not true everybody’s dumb
The "RINOs" made that clear
‘Twas dear old Bert who pointed out
The fool’s debating piece
That stupid folk are honest
While the clever ones are cheats
The fool’s debating piece
That stupid folk are honest
While the clever ones are cheats
And when it comes to stupid
There’s none can outdo Trump
They’ll watch in horror as on his
Own land he takes a dump
There’s none can outdo Trump
They’ll watch in horror as on his
Own land he takes a dump
Promoting all his mates to jobs
For which they have no clue
And Stormy’s old news now it seems
He’ll happily screw you
For which they have no clue
And Stormy’s old news now it seems
He’ll happily screw you
But don’t despair when things get rough
You should have used your brain
Now say goodbye to freedom
As it gurgles down the drain
You should have used your brain
Now say goodbye to freedom
As it gurgles down the drain
RE: Cabinet picks
^^
Freedom's an illusion,
and everyone who says that word,
suffers from confusion
or is just a giant turd.
The leftist gods have sprayed their piss
and made the peasants pay the price
If Trump's so dumb then answer this:
How come he's won twice?

This insect that you love to hate
has got a massive Rolodex
so don't just underestimate
the spurs on his T-Rex
Trump's an ass and so are you
we all keep useful pets around
so scream and yell until you're blue
and no one's left around
The truth is everyone's a slave
and needs to enslave others
so that they can spout some crap to save
their face among their brothers
Things don't happen for a reason
there's a reason why they happen
find the reason for the season
and you'll find your zen.
RE: Cabinet picks
STATE
His backers in the agro lobby
make our country sick.
Can Marco find another hobby
or is he a prick?
He's learned to speak with eloquence
and quick upon his feet,
and just might be an elephant
the pirates can't defeat.
Will Marco go to China?
everybody wants to know
if he's got a soft manjina
or if little Marco's grown.
RE: Cabinet picks
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There is no need for you to get
Your knickers in a flap
Mistaking erudition
for deterministic crap
Your knickers in a flap
Mistaking erudition
for deterministic crap
Neither should you lecture those
Bemoaning your poor nation
Accusing them of ignorance
Of purpose and causation
Bemoaning your poor nation
Accusing them of ignorance
Of purpose and causation
And lest we be enamoured of
The ignorance of youth
You set us straight by showing us
An arrogance uncouth
The ignorance of youth
You set us straight by showing us
An arrogance uncouth
As Oscar Wilde so wisely said
(A paraphrase, I bring)
"I don't think I am young enough
To know most ev'rything"
(A paraphrase, I bring)
"I don't think I am young enough
To know most ev'rything"
Your turd-faced idol is indeed
A stupid, spineless thing
He rants and raves in ignorance
While others pull the strings
A stupid, spineless thing
He rants and raves in ignorance
While others pull the strings
He's demonstrated his true role
Is being Putin's puppet
Religious-right folk run amok
Thanks to this clueless muppet
Is being Putin's puppet
Religious-right folk run amok
Thanks to this clueless muppet
You ask if he's that dumb, how come
He won, and twice, in fact
It's difficult to answer that
Preserving any tact
He won, and twice, in fact
It's difficult to answer that
Preserving any tact
I'll just repeat it one more time
As subtly as I can
It's hard to overstate
The gross stupidity of man
As subtly as I can
It's hard to overstate
The gross stupidity of man
RE: Cabinet picks
O China's new cultural icon
Is Maye, who's the mother of Elon
While he makes his dough
On the government's dole
she rakes in her cash from Wuhan
RE: Cabinet picks
^^
Once again your answer
is that 'Mericans are dumb,
yet about malignant cancer
on the Left, your voice is mum
Joe and Bernie got the shaft
they swapped them out with shrews,
they somehow thought that it was daft
to let their voters choose
The party of the working class
has raised the price of food
their donkey show is second class
and plain folks think it's crude
It’s arrogant to thumb your nose
with sagely dross redux
if you only see the side that blows
and not the one that sucks.
RE: Cabinet picks
DEFENSE
When sitting down with Rogan
he talked sense on the VA,
but he sounds more like Hulk Hogan
than a four-star bird of prey
Already he is on defense
for whipping out his stick,
and it's starting to look rather tense
for Hegseth as the pick.
RE: Cabinet picks
A hundred plus of your land’s bravest
Begged you not to be outrageous
Patriots forced to beg and plead
That you forego your petty greed
But one who’d tear your country down
To wear again his tinsel crown
Got more than half the nation’s vote
I’ll gladly stand by what I wrote
To fall for nonsense rhetoric
Requires a brain that’s pretty thick
They’ll take your guns, They’ll eat your pet
You swallow this with no regret
If the cap fits, you should wear it
If the truth hurts, grin and bear it
There’s no need to wail and bawl
When such is obvious to all
Endorsing fear and greed and hate
Will never make a country great
You may well gloat, but you can’t win it
You’ve made your bed, now you’ll lie in it.
RE: Cabinet picks
^^
If Kamala had won we'd get
a state full of castration,
extended wars we might regret
as cash bleeds from the nation.
Not once here have you blamed the left
for bloated loads of pork,
inflation is the biggest theft
when government's at work
You scream about democracy
but only when it suits you,
and claim that we are crazy
yet your blind spot's in plain view
It's the third time now you've waved with glee
that letter from the nursing home
what if they called and raised you three --
have they all got Down's Syndrome?


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