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RE: Oh Lord, It's Hard to be Humble
So I'm guilty of not immediately responding to a one-word question about who knows what? Alright, guys.

Re: Trump and tariffs -- everyone knows tariffs are bad. They are a campaign and negotiation tactic. While not a Republican, as a transcended ape I have inside information from the Trump campaign that the universal tariffs aren't actually going to happen. Except maybe towards China, who already has massive tariffs on a ton of US products, and some half of Chinese citizens refuse to buy anything from the US. They are way more disciplined in their patriotism than most Americans.

If you guys want to debate some other thing, let's do it in a more cohesive thread. If anyone asks me another dumb question here, I will respond with a picture of Kamala Harris eating a puppy.


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RE: Oh Lord, It's Hard to be Humble
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Naturally, being a commie, leftist, marxist, woke individual, dedicated to destroying the world as we know it, I'm perfectly fine with people identifying (or not) as being whatever makes them happy. But if it looks like a Republican, walks like a Republican, talks like a Republican, and smells like a Republican, it's a duck.



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RE: Oh Lord, It's Hard to be Humble
From CNN's McCarthyist point of view, anyone who doesn't get an orgasm when talking about Kamala must be a Republican.

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RE: Oh Lord, It's Hard to be Humble
I know, we could use this thread to talk about the size of Arnold Palmer's dick!

And before Harambe starts squeaking about how I have no sense of humour, I appreciate a joke as much as the next person; why do you think I follow Trump so closely?

Was what Trump said a joke? probably not and of course that's the standard Republican approach whenever Trump says anything outrageous.

Maybe the next standard response is better... "What about Obama?"

But then Obama's not running for President, is he? Let me know when Harris comes out with anything truly vulgar. Or, for that matter, when she suggests her political opponents should be executed.
Or insults and demeans half the population.
Or suggests terminating the Constitution.
Or rails about the enemy within.
Or wants to pardon hundreds of people convicted of violently assaulting police officers.
Or, or, or...

Which candidate looks most presidential?


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RE: Oh Lord, It's Hard to be Humble
Looks more presidential, or sounds more presidential? Both Harris and Walz were bobbing all over the camera during the debates. Sometimes they were even out of the frame. This hurt them, a lot more than they realized. Trump might say all sorts of nonsense (and he does) but if the voters FEEL he is in control, he wins. It's Kennedy vs. Nixon all over again.

I will certainly give you that Harris' words are more calculated. In fact, to the extreme. Too bad she doesn't actually have much to say other than to attack Trump for his rhetoric. She still sounds drunk when she talks half the time.

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RE: Oh Lord, It's Hard to be Humble
As opposed to stupid and drunk and infantile?

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Here's the closest I could get AI to making a picture of both of them as babies having a drunken poop fight. Courtesy of the uncensored Dezgo and OpenArt engines, respectively.





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RE: Oh Lord, It's Hard to be Humble
That's nice.

What is REALLY obvious is that Trump looks and sounds demented MOST of the time.

The wild swings in how he presents suggests to me that 'medication' is in play. he has a basic, all the time, craziness level, which becomes exaggerated as he goes up and down on whatever drugs they're feeding him to keep him upright

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Did you mean to say "Biden" above?



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RE: Oh Lord, It's Hard to be Humble
Have you missed the news? Biden's been out of the race since July.

He's still carrying out all his duties as President and doubling up campaigning for his VP. He looks in pretty good shape to me for his age. I know I couldn't manage it and I give him ten years!

The other guy, though....? Surely you'd agree that he's never going to make it through a whole term. The prospect of President Vance is enough to make many people abstain or even (gasp!) vote for Harris.

   
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