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Said writers will probably just be on Kash's grocery list if the contestants take the contest pictures literally. At this time of year, red-blooded Indian men are distracted more by mangoes than by what's going on around their borders, unless they don't have their own mango trees and they're trying to raid their neighbors. Mexican mangoes are not worth stealing. They ought to function as repellant against Kash. Yes 500 words is a little short, which is why it's the minimum, simply to entice interest. If you feel inspired to write 5000 words, I will read it, as long as it's entertaining. You're definitely a good enough writer to craft some compelling fable that doesn't sound overtly preachy.

I was going to have AI write a song for Steve too, and forgot to have it actually synthesize the lyrics, and the result is clearly meant to be.