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He was the gas supply maintenance man.
Epitaph For Mack, the Gas Man by LisaMay
Witty Epitaph writing prompt entry



We couldn’t bury our mate, Mack.
This is how he did expire:
While checking the meter
his beans did a repeater —
then his bum caught on fire
and he blew to bits in a gas attack.


 


Writing Prompt
Write a short, humorous epitaph for the tombstone of an imaginary person.

     

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