Excellent M-M-M-My Corona (I've got THE KNACK!) Profile-r Paying for Post-age by Elizabeth Emerald Artwork by Raoul D'Harmental at FanArtReview.com

Warning: The author has noted that this contains the highest level of language. Warning: The author has noted that this contains the highest level of sexual content. Rolling randily 'round on the rug Just last week, now not even a hug God forbid, stick it in her Cries the erstwhile sinner: Corona's a bitch of a bug This bitch of a critter Corona Has turned each of us into a loner It's OK to a point Watch the tube, toke a joint But who's there to do with my boner? Tell me, somebody: Have I gone ghost? No one has looked at my post My mood: downward spiral It should surely go viral This terse verse of which I can boast Not that it's up for your vote Still, a verse worthy of note Been brewing two days On this Corona craze Alas, I must pay to promote Recognized Author Notes The song "My Sharona" by The Knack was released in 1979. Check it out! I'd planned to write a parody, but got beaten to the punch. Several on YouTube: all have gone VIRAL. Thanks to Raoul D'Harmental for the artwork: For The Many.

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