FanStory.com - V-Day Dittyby Elizabeth Emerald
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Double entendre divided by half-wit
V-Day Ditty by Elizabeth Emerald
Artwork by MoonWillow at FanArtReview.com

Warning: The author has noted that this contains the highest level of language.
Warning: The author has noted that this contains the highest level of sexual content.
I'm not one to flatter
Where size doesn't matter

Where it counts, man, you're swelling
Which, truly, is telling

The ladies all drool
Knowing you have the tool

To bring full satisfaction
Not a pitiful fraction

Surely, you'll have your pick
Given such a huge...

...Heart

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Author Notes
Thanks to MoonWillow for the artwork: Heartfelt Valentine

     

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