When to apostrophe and when to not?
I try to be careful, but I always get caught.
Do Apostrophes have a registered patent?
There's times you should and time you wish you hadnt.
Is it, 'its' or 'it's'? This one is the worst,
I do it wrong and feel coerce,
By my reviews to add or get rid of that cursed apostrophe!
Why is it I can't learn or seem to see?
*Ginger and Grammarly don't even know!
So where is a person for advise to go?
My Apostrophobia seems a case most severe,
When to use one is so frighteningly unclear!
Its so confusing I often just go without,
like using 'should not,' 'it is,' and eliminate the doubt
Life is hard enough without apostrophe fear! So don't, I mean, do not, add to it.
Apostrophobia- forever unsure where that little teardrop should sit.
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