Lord, that woman is nothin’ but trouble.
Elves are on strike, for pay they want double.
Now my wife has stepped in,
Says I’d better give in,
Or for Christmas…? Not even a snuggle!
Good heavens, what will I do with that man?
Jolly and happy? Naaah, more like Tarzan!
Well now those boys need a raise,
And this Jane’s way to persuade,
Is hold out ‘til Santa tires of his hand!
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Do you have a couple of favorite Holiday Characters? Is Scrooge your hero or the Little Drummer Boy? Does the Grinch have it right or does Rudolph have a better idea? Or maybe Buddy the Elf and Jack Skellington are more up your alley... There's a wonderful pool of possibilities to choose from out there!
We-e-e-ell, it's time to make known your two favorites and show us how you feel they may discuss their differences (or, perhaps, the traits they have in common)! For this contest, your offering should be:
A PAIR OF LIMERICKS**: each spoken by one of your two Holiday Characters and what they feel about all this Holiday Cheer!
**BE SURE to include a brief definition/description of your two characters in your author notes. ;)
Remember, a limerick is a form of verse, usually humorous and frequently rude, in five-line, predominantly anapestic meter with a strict rhyme scheme of AABBA, in which the first, second and fifth line rhyme, while the third and fourth lines are shorter and share a different rhyme. Also, lines 1,2 and 5 should have 7-10 syllables and lines 3 and 4 should have 5-7 syllables (see example below). The form was popularized by Edward Lear in the 19th Century. Here is one of his many limericks:
There was a Young Person of Smyrna
Whose grandmother threatened to burn her.
But she seized on the cat,
and said 'Granny, burn that!
You incongruous old woman of Smyrna!'
So, get that pen moving on your two limericks - one each from your two favorites. Remember, your goal is to surprise us, make us laugh, make us gasp, but most of all: make us vote for yours!
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Author Notes
Although they probably need no introduction, our two characters here are Mr. and Mrs. Claus. They are residents of the North Pole and are both caretakers for numerous flying reindeer and employers of a line of expert crafters, machinists, and computer hacks known solely as 'The Elves'. Mr. Claus is better known by his jolly Nickname of 'Santa'. ;-)
Image of 'Santa Reinhardt' aka Sexy Santa by yy6242 on Deviant Art [www.deviantart.com/yy6242/art]
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