Welcome to this week's episode
of Raoul's Canine Cuisine.
I use organic and processed foods
and everything in between.
The meal we'll cook will compliment
each dog's fresh water bowl.
Today we'll make our favorite dish,
my Cat Poop Cassarole.
At first retrieve the choicest turds
from Binky's litter box.
Be sure to coat and dredge each piece
with tasty litter rocks.
Crunch up numerous doggy treats
to line your baking pan,
then place the logs in little rows
as careful as you can.
Open a can of Alpo prime
with gravy thick and rich.
I recommend the chop house steak,
the favorite of my bitch.
Top it off with Milkbone crumbs
and bake at mid-high heat.
And once you hear the litter pop
you know it's time to eat.
The final step before you serve,
just garnish it with class.
Sprinkle lightly just for looks
with tiny blades of grass.
If you find this too much work
it's this I will imply.
Just eat them plain straight from the box
before they're stale and dry.
I hope you liked this episode.
We'll see you all next week.
We'll make a batch of dress shoe stew
I'm sure you'll find unique.
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