FanStory.com - Oh, The Shame of It Allby Y. M. Roger
Exceptional
This work has reached the exceptional level
What to do with an inept owner...
Oh, The Shame of It All by Y. M. Roger

So I’m just gonna say it: my owner’s a dunce – a complete pointed-hat-in-the-corner dunce.
 
We went shopping yesterday to pick out a new leash/harness set – of course, I was in her purse as usual. But, Sweetheart! As soon as I saw this color, I knew it would complement my tawny and ivory coat, yes?
 
Imagine this: she wanted red! Ugh! Red just screams ‘Chihuahua’, does it not?
 
Anyway, I won the color battle, but look at this picture – do you see what she’s done? She’s fitted the harness wrong – the bell’s sideways!
 

Tinklinklinkling
 
Oh, the humiliation… Just shoot me now!

 

Recognized

Author Notes
He just looked like the perfect 'fashion hog', don't you think? Hedgehog, that is... ;) ;)

As always, thank you for reading me! ;)

     

© Copyright 2024. Y. M. Roger All rights reserved.
Y. M. Roger has granted FanStory.com, its affiliates and its syndicates non-exclusive rights to display this work.




Be sure to go online at FanStory.com to comment on this.
© 2000-2024. FanStory.com, Inc. All Rights Reserved. Terms under which this service is provided to you. Privacy Statement