Oh, The Shame of It All by Y. M. Roger |
So I’m just gonna say it: my owner’s a dunce – a complete pointed-hat-in-the-corner dunce. We went shopping yesterday to pick out a new leash/harness set – of course, I was in her purse as usual. But, Sweetheart! As soon as I saw this color, I knew it would complement my tawny and ivory coat, yes? Imagine this: she wanted red! Ugh! Red just screams ‘Chihuahua’, does it not? Anyway, I won the color battle, but look at this picture – do you see what she’s done? She’s fitted the harness wrong – the bell’s sideways! Tinklinklinkling Oh, the humiliation… Just shoot me now!
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