Have you been trying forever to lose weight?
Have you been completely unsuccessful to this date?
Have you tried the fad diets, the exercise and that ginger drink?
Have all these things driven you mad and brought you to the brink?
Have you tried all that is recommended by those health institutions
Until you think cutting off a limb could be a solution?
Well I have great news for you! It's simple and guaranteed.
From all those strict diets you can be freed!
Just eat from other people's plates. The calories will be theirs!
So clean up those kids' plates Moms and if anyone should dare
Call you out for it, let them know those calories don't count.
Now get up from that table, do a handstand, dance and shout:
"I'm FREE! No more crazy diets for me!"
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