Eating healthy is the pits
Sends my insides into a fit.
"What is this stuff?" they cry.
They worry they're about to die.
Salad, plain chicken, apples & pears
It's really more than a body can bear.
Oatmeal for breakfast, salad for lunch,
I miss chocolate chip cookies so much!
My dinners aren't much better
It's Mac and Cheese without the cheddar.
If I must eat this way, I may as well be dead.
But my family got mad at me and said,
"We want you around a good long time,
Besides, you're in your prime.
Don't you know sixty is the new forty?"
All I can say to that is, "Oh Lordy!"
I thought I only had twenty more years at most,
Retirement could run out. I'm toast!
Guess I better plan on working until seventy.
Unless I can force (I mean 'find') a rich man to rescue me.
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