If you wish yourself to concuss,
rise up with the speed of a youth.
Those near will make such a fuss.
‘cause it shows you’re long in the tooth.
Rise up with the speed of a youth,
losing balance will sure do the trick,
‘cause it shows you’re long in the tooth,
when you hit the floor like a brick.
Losing balance will sure do the trick
to attract all attention around.
When you hit the floor like a brick,
you notice how close is the ground.
To attract all attention around,
just teeter and totter a bit.
You notice how close is the ground?
Try falling face-first when you hit.
Just teeter and totter a bit,
those near will make such a fuss.
Try falling face-first when you hit,
if you wish yourself to concuss.