Exceptional A short humorous mishap from a grade school play Hark Fair Maiden by nomi338 100 Word Flash Fiction contest entry

It was a romantic comedy by the fifth-grade class. Dave was to say to Melissa, "Hark fair maiden, I came to snatch a kiss and fill your soul with hope." Johnny was supposed to say, "Ah, love's sweet epistle" Dave stepped on Melissa's foot, and she said, "Ouch, you jerk!" Then Dave said, "Uh, hark fair maiden, I came to kiss your snatch and fill your hole with soap!" Then Johnny said, "Uh,.love shot a pistol, err. a pistol shot of love. Ah baloney, I didn't wanna be in this stupid play anyway!" Best play ever! Recognized Author Notes This is based on a funny story I heard years ago. I do not know if it was true or not. Also it was a lot naughtier than my version. I thought that it would be just as funny without the profanity. I hope you will agree. The image was borrowed from the internet.

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