Pons, Ned, Anna, and Andy, return for the end of the show with Mister Hypno (Hyp). All are back on stage and seated, facing the audience.
Hyp: Good to see everyone back from the bathrooms. I didn't tell everyone before, but you are all still hypnotized and under my control. So, Pons, Ned, Anna, and Andy -- go to sleep. All close their eyes except Ned.
Hyp: Oh, Ned, I forgot you said you were no longer hypnotized.
Ned: Yep. That call a nature done brought me ta ma sensers.
Hyp: Well then, I guess there's nothing to do but --sleep, Ned.
Ned closes his eyes.
Hyp: Anna, did you know that Ned has xray vision? He can see through your clothes. Don't let him look at you.
Anna: Opens her eyes and tries to hide behind Andy and Pons. Don't let him see me!
Hyp: Ned, Anna has something extremely interesting written on her top. You must read it up close.
Ned: Opens his eyes and heads to see Anna. Man! I gotta see this!
Anna: No! Please hide me! Crouching behind the other two.
Hyp: Andy: You must hop like a bunny rabbit in a big circle around the stage. You will quote Bugs Bunny every few seconds.
Andy: Opens his eyes, stands and begins hopping in a huge circle around the perimeter of the stage. Anna chases after him trying to hide from Ned, who is following the two of them wherever they go. I knew I shoulda took a left toin in Alba-quoi-que.
Hyp: Pons. You are Ned. Please comment on what these other people are doing for the audience. Take off your left shoe; it is a microphone. Your right shoe is a furry cat which you must hold and pet.
Pons: Pons opens his eyes, removes his shoes, stands with one shoe in the crook of his arm and using the other shoe as a microphone. Well I ain't ne'er seen nuttin like this here in all my born'd days.
Andy: What's up, Doc?
Anna: Andy, please slow down! He can see me!
Ned: Hold up there, missy, sos I can gander at yer tee shirt.
Pons: Talking into his shoe. This here is a case a folks what's lost their minds. Looking to the other shoe. Whadya make a all this, lil feller?
Hyp: He wets in your hand.
Pons: Land o' goshen, ya crazy furball!
Andy: Passing by Pons. What a maroon!
Anna: He's looking at me, Andy!
Pons: Them folks's gots some loose spiral fast'ners, if ya foller'n ma drift.
Ned: Hey, Pons! What's this here gal got writ on'er top, dude?!
Hyp: It says, go to sleep in your chair, Ned. Ned heads to a chair, sits, and closes his eyes.
Anna: Thank goodness! He has xray vision you know.
Andy: Of course you realize this means war.
Hyp: Anna and Andy return to your chairs and sleep. Both do as told. Before sitting and going to sleep, Pons, put your cat to sleep as well.
Pons: Sits. Looks at his pet shoe, placing the 'microphone' in his arm pit to keep any one from hearing him.
I dunno why I e'en brought ya. Got a mind ta skin ya fer a set a fur slippers. Now play dead ya flea bag.
Hyp: I'd like to thank all of you for coming out for the show. When I say wake, our volunteers will say one last thing before becoming fully awake and remembering everything that has occurred here tonight. Wake!
Pons: I'm gittin' me a dog. Wakes.
Anna: What are you looking at!? Wakes.
Ned: That's a dumb thin' ta write onna shirt. Wakes.
Andy: That's all folks!!
Curtain.
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