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Growing up is not for the cowardly.
Fitted Sheets by Roxanna Andrews

I find adulting is no fun at all,
People tell me to grow up, they have a lot of gall.

I'll never be any good at this adult thing,
You'd know that if you could only hear me sing.

My voice you see, never made it past twelve,
It's kind of a combination of Fozzie Bear and an elf.

I still love cartoons and to color,
To say that word and not the other,

'cause I make up my own words all the time,
Some of them may be very hard to rhyme.

So I won't use them in a poem, people would get upset.
I think I may need to get a therapy pet.

Yes, growing up is not for the weak,
And I still can't fold a fitted sheet.

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Author Notes
Just a really stupid poem for a change. And yes, the meter stinks. But that's pretty much the norm or so I'm told. =}
The picture or saying is from a radio station. I got it off their facebook page.
Fozzie Bear is a muppet with a funny voice. I love Fozzie Bear.

My boss told me to quit singing at work a few weeks ago. I have a terrible voice, but I also exaggerated it to be funny and it always got a laugh. =p Growing up really does stinks and is no fun at all! And I hate folding fitted sheets!!

I do make up my own words all the time. I can't help it. I'm sure I'll get in trouble for that someday too. ={

They're being mean to me!!

     

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